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redlinerevs
02-11-07, 08:47 PM
OK, who does what then... as iv'e said, i'm a seaman ( no jokes, ive heard them all and they are becoming hard to swallow )

I have a great set of knives actually, i always think of these straight after people saying stuff about me job...anyway, over to you lot, what do you do..?

:reaper::reaper::reaper::reaper::reaper::reaper:

Speedy Claire
02-11-07, 08:54 PM
I`m a District Nurse but I specialise in palliative care (Cancer Nursing) :)

gettin2dizzy
02-11-07, 08:56 PM
OK, who does what then... as iv'e said, i'm a seaman ( no jokes, ive heard them all and they are becoming hard to swallow )

I have a great set of knives actually, i always think of these straight after people saying stuff about me job...anyway, over to you lot, what do you do..?

:reaper::reaper::reaper::reaper::reaper::reaper:
*snigger*

Dan
02-11-07, 09:00 PM
I work for an out of hours healthcare provider.

Contrary to what you might read in the news, GP out of hours care didn't end in September 2004. People in the North East get a bloody good service.

Biker Biggles
02-11-07, 09:08 PM
I thought merchant seamen were extinct.
I used to be one,but the writing was on the wall.It said something like---
Traditional British Industry?Thatcher will soon shut you down.

philsv650n
02-11-07, 09:10 PM
im an electrical instrument engineer for the water board. look after all the instruments, calibrations repairing breakdowns etc bit of a jack of all trades master of none

gettin2dizzy
02-11-07, 09:12 PM
I work for an out of hours healthcare provider.

Contrary to what you might read in the news, GP out of hours care didn't end in September 2004. People in the North East get a bloody good service.
who do you answer too in the PCT? I used to work with all the heads of service for the NE

Lissa
02-11-07, 09:21 PM
I'm a case maker, working in flight cases.

Been doing BFPO cases today:D

Wideboy
02-11-07, 09:28 PM
OK, who does what then... as iv'e said, i'm a seaman ( no jokes, ive heard them all and they are becoming hard to swallow )

I have a great set of knives actually, i always think of these straight after people saying stuff about me job...anyway, over to you lot, what do you do..?

:reaper::reaper::reaper::reaper::reaper::reaper:

:smt036

joiner here:smt039

454697819
02-11-07, 09:28 PM
im officially a design coordinator for Costain Construction, building a new £30 million school in bradford, however due the resignation of my boss im acting design manager....

it would be nice if they paid me for the extra work!

phil24_7
02-11-07, 09:30 PM
I'm a bar manager for that classy place/company called wetherspoons. Happens to be something like the third largest pub in the company.

Biker_Billy
02-11-07, 09:39 PM
I work with poo

colinsv25
02-11-07, 09:41 PM
im a warehouse man workin for a wholesale company called spicers

phil24_7
02-11-07, 09:45 PM
I work with poo

What's that Billy, your pooh???

Bluepete
02-11-07, 09:45 PM
Not a lot, donuts and coffee come into it somewhere

Biker_Billy
02-11-07, 09:49 PM
What's that Billy, your pooh???

Oh no, other peeps...

redlinerevs
02-11-07, 10:15 PM
Not a lot, donuts and coffee come into it somewhere

A cop with motorcycle then eh, you gota be a fat lad then...

Essex of Essex
02-11-07, 11:15 PM
Professional Pilot, Captain, Instructor and Examiner on Boeing 737 for a low cost airline based in Leeds.

Paws
02-11-07, 11:37 PM
Ex nursery nurse (fully qualified)

Now work as a sales assistant/deputy manager at hein gericke :cool:

hovis
02-11-07, 11:41 PM
porn star

Beenz
02-11-07, 11:55 PM
porn star

Keep it up!

tigersaw
03-11-07, 12:06 AM
Aluminium exporter

furrybean
03-11-07, 08:15 AM
Instrument tech, hopefully junior electrical project engineer soon.

Mike2165
03-11-07, 09:38 AM
Self employed project manager for the security industry.

K
03-11-07, 10:34 AM
Leatherworker/Armourer...

... and a student. :twisted:

dirtydog
03-11-07, 10:42 AM
Plumber/jack of all trades! :rolleyes:

Kate Moss
03-11-07, 10:50 AM
office manager - drug and alcohol rehab

grh1904
03-11-07, 12:00 PM
I get to walk around all day saying "Ello Ello Ello, wos going on 'ere then",,,,

sometimes I also get to say "YOU'RE NICKED".

redlinerevs
03-11-07, 12:11 PM
Another plod, you sound like a real plod, actually plodding around.

boys in bluepete says he's a traffic man like those new motorway ones in the shoguns, one of them stopped me as i came of the motorway onto a roundabout, bollocked me about no wearin my seat belt, at least i didnt get a ticket.

Pedrosa
03-11-07, 12:37 PM
Mobile bikini waxer to an exclusive female clientelle only.:cool:

road.runner
03-11-07, 12:43 PM
Mobile bikini waxer to an exclusive female clientelle only.:cool:

Care to swop?

Hi all, fitness instructor. Mainly to people who can't be bothered!

Pedrosa
03-11-07, 12:46 PM
Care to swop?

Hi all, fitness instructor. Mainly to people who can't be bothered!

Oh mate,it really is not all it's made out to be I assure you.

Richie
03-11-07, 12:52 PM
A Mech, REME, British Army.
http://www1.webng.com/richiesv/Bronzehorse/images/ex-Bronze%20Horse_04%20134.jpg

Rank, General Dogsbody...

stewie
03-11-07, 12:56 PM
Shunter/Trucker

Jabba
03-11-07, 02:14 PM
Mobile bikini waxer to an exclusive female clientelle only.:cool:

Ah...... a "Posh Pussy Plucker" :cool:


Me? Mobster and pan-galactic arms smuggler.

Lissa
03-11-07, 02:17 PM
"Posh Pussy Plucker" :cool:


Bit of a tongue twister, that!

grh1904
03-11-07, 03:23 PM
Rank, General Dogsbody...

I was always led to believe:-

Officer = "W" anchor

RSM/sgt Major = The Devil

Sergeant = GOD

Corporal = SON of God,

you're recent photo's of the "Scottish" trip clearly showed you to be a Son of God, unless you were impersonating one, if you were present your self to the Regimental Provost IMMEDIATELY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kitkat
03-11-07, 03:33 PM
tester for ann summers

Filipe M.
03-11-07, 03:42 PM
Bit of a tongue twister, that!

Mind the U-Rating ;)

Pedrosa
03-11-07, 03:57 PM
Ah...... a "Posh Pussy Plucker" :cool:


Me? Mobster and pan-galactic arms smuggler.

You wouldn't know the difference between a posh one and a dodgy one if it hit you in the face!;):p

redbouy
03-11-07, 06:05 PM
Richie, I can see the problem from here. The engine's fallen out.

redbouy
03-11-07, 06:09 PM
What do I call the females that work with me. ?
Girl s***man ? sea person. to be PC

Luckypants
03-11-07, 08:14 PM
Bit of a tongue twister, that!
Dream on.............

Richie
03-11-07, 08:23 PM
I was always led to believe:-

Officer = "W" anchor

RSM/sgt Major = The Devil

Sergeant = GOD

Corporal = SON of God,

you're recent photo's of the "Scottish" trip clearly showed you to be a Son of God, unless you were impersonating one, if you were present your self to the Regimental Provost IMMEDIATELY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay, Im the Son of God.:-# But please don't tell anyone.

Luckypants
03-11-07, 08:28 PM
okay, Im the Son of God.:-# But please don't tell anyone.
Because if his mum finds out............

"Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! "

Richie
03-11-07, 08:28 PM
tester for ann summers

:-# say no more, a nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat...

Frank
03-11-07, 09:23 PM
pawn star
do you have any cheap sky boxes in your branch of Cash converters

twosizes
04-11-07, 08:33 AM
used to do pretty much the same as Richie, now have the glorius title of Deputy Master Carpenter at a West End theatre :p

metalmonkey
04-11-07, 10:28 AM
as the profile says Evil genius:rolleyes:

Mike2165
04-11-07, 01:04 PM
Because if his mum finds out............

"Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! "

"Who are you?"
"I'm his mother,"
"Hail, mother of the Messiah,"

Alpinestarhero
04-11-07, 07:01 PM
I'm a tax-dodging virus who does very little except partly sponge of the tax payers and partly rack up debt.

Also known as a "student"

Matt

timwilky
04-11-07, 07:11 PM
I do what ever my boss tells me.

So Project manager, Java programmer, I.T Consultant all depends on what the customer has asked for and prepared to pay for. Im just a tart and do it for the money

philbut
05-11-07, 08:53 PM
Just startin a phd. was previously working as a technical consultant, lookin at environmental technology and stuff for the DTI. Being a student again is great, I can spend loads more time in the garage where i belong!

rigor
05-11-07, 08:55 PM
I'm a Pre-press manager for a paperback book printing company.

No, we don't do anything good ;)

wossi
05-11-07, 11:49 PM
Production fitter at Airbus Broughton :p

Stingo
06-11-07, 12:39 PM
Purchaser of 'sticky greens',

Night club dancer

Lounge & Bar room vocalist

Social mover

Fast food logistics

Brewery visit co-ordinator

Professional submariner by appointment


Have submarine - will travel.

:smt039

phil24_7
06-11-07, 12:58 PM
Professional submariner by appointment

What he means is he'll go down on anything that's full of seamen!:rolleyes:

Warthog
06-11-07, 01:34 PM
Mad scientist

Kate Moss
06-11-07, 01:36 PM
What he means is he'll go down on anything that's full of seamen!:rolleyes:

you have to lower the tone dont you dear!

Swiss
06-11-07, 01:39 PM
Professional Pilot, Captain, Instructor and Examiner on Boeing 737 for a low cost airline based in Leeds.

Yorkshire Airlines per chance?
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-63711994125288566

Lou M
06-11-07, 01:39 PM
Sorry, I'm an accountant - a soon to be qualified one too, 2 exams to go!!

Welsh_Wizard
06-11-07, 01:45 PM
Office worker soon to be : :plod:

gettin2dizzy
06-11-07, 01:47 PM
Purchaser of 'sticky greens',



:smt039
post-its?

Stingo
06-11-07, 02:59 PM
post-its?

Drinks for ladies....

Bluewolf
06-11-07, 03:04 PM
Scientific glassblower.

...no I DON'T make test tubes... ;)

Essex of Essex
06-11-07, 06:41 PM
Yorkshire Airlines per chance?
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-63711994125288566

Nope, our caterings not up to that standard:p

TheDangerousQuietOne
07-11-07, 01:32 AM
I'm a tax-dodging student but I also have my doorman qualification (which is worth less than the paper it's printed on) and have worked as many many different things to keep the bailiffs away from my motorbike.

Cumfy
07-11-07, 11:46 AM
I'm an Inks and Laser remanufacure technician by day and by night I'm BATM -(no thats not right) oh ok at night I'm a trampoline coach:)

colinsv25
07-11-07, 12:05 PM
if any1 works in an office and purchases any products called 5 star and has 5 little stars in a circle as a logo i feel sorry for as they wont work for long :smt081 i know this cus its the company i work fors own brand!!!!