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Razor
04-11-07, 12:24 PM
A chav and a chavette knocked on my door this morning, asking for a penny for the guy. I told them to p*ss off. If they can't afford fireworks it makes me very happy!
Door to door begging, or casing the houses for breaking in most likely. They've been staring through windows and letter boxes all along the street.

Frank
04-11-07, 12:29 PM
wait till they come to your letter box then squirt washing up liquid through it.Works everytime

Mike2165
04-11-07, 01:52 PM
Bleach is better :-$

Richie
04-11-07, 04:28 PM
Or battery acid...:-$

Frank
04-11-07, 05:09 PM
why not just shoot the little spongers

Alpinestarhero
04-11-07, 06:27 PM
Gids got the idea. If you only scar them, they can recover and return. Kill 'em, and that's one lot of life's annoying people gone for good. Call it...gene-pool cleansing.

Matt

keithd
04-11-07, 06:30 PM
spoilsport

Jdubya
04-11-07, 06:36 PM
Were these the two at the door?
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/slickrik007/riksphone063.jpg

Alpinestarhero
04-11-07, 06:41 PM
I swear they've been on the jeremy kyle show

Matt

keithd
04-11-07, 06:41 PM
they're hot

Wideboy
04-11-07, 07:13 PM
they're hot


yeah the do look like that in fair oak

kwak zzr
04-11-07, 07:18 PM
just give the kids a penny, just 1 penny tho:)

kwak zzr
04-11-07, 07:18 PM
and then wait for the mini rocket or banger through your letter box.

Frank
04-11-07, 07:20 PM
last yr I let the dog out,but they nicked him

Razor
04-11-07, 07:35 PM
and then wait for the mini rocket or banger through your letter box.

Round here we keep a bucket of water under the letterbox...

kwak zzr
04-11-07, 07:38 PM
hey razor that not a bad idea.