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DarrenSV650S 18-09-14 10:51 AM

Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Travelodge not letting you contact them by email or phone unless you pay 10p a minute. GFY

Sir Trev 18-09-14 11:48 AM

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[QUOTE=kaivalagi;2980072]...and worked in GSBS in SS2 if that means anything....[QUOTE]


St Stephens tower 2. Spent a summer as a temp in there, writing out direct debit mandates which was mind numbingly boring but got me enough money to buy my first bike. Also did 2 summers at NUAM in Wintethur House (sp?), and one in a tiny office near the train station. All in the days before most clerical tasks were moved to Sheffield and before they became Aviva.

NTECUK 18-09-14 12:35 PM

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All the ISO uses mopping about because there phone doesn't work.
Hears a space |--------------------|
Were I'd put it if I gave one.

kaivalagi 18-09-14 01:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Trev (Post 2980411)
St Stephens tower 2. Spent a summer as a temp in there, writing out direct debit mandates which was mind numbingly boring but got me enough money to buy my first bike. Also did 2 summers at NUAM in Wintethur House (sp?), and one in a tiny office near the train station. All in the days before most clerical tasks were moved to Sheffield and before they became Aviva.

I may have even met you, I often visited that little office to sort out network routing for services etc, worked on group auth service for eISA at that time...this was just before the Cgnu transition

Heorot 18-09-14 02:11 PM

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I was in SS2 from May to November 1998. Contracted to be a designer of DB2 databases (NU was mostly DL1 at the time). In July and August 2000 I was on a contract in Perth after the CGNU merger changing laser printer templates.

Littlepeahead 18-09-14 03:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DarrenSV650S (Post 2980400)
Travelodge not letting you contact them by email or phone unless you pay 10p a minute. GFY

You can use the freephone number on 0800 4080797 or call each hotel direct on the local line. If you can't find a listing for it just go to this site.

http://www.saynoto0870.com/

maviczap 18-09-14 04:19 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Parents who insist in parking directly outside schools where there is a no parking restriction, because they can't be arsed to park a bit further away & walk their little darlings the 200 metres to the school gates.

Bluepete 18-09-14 04:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by maviczap (Post 2980466)
Parents who insist in parking directly outside schools where there is a no parking restriction, because they can't be arsed to park a bit further away & walk their little darlings the 200 metres to the school gates.

But!

BUT!

Won't someone think of the children!!!

Pete ;)

Bibio 18-09-14 04:58 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
being told my youngest wont get any funding for collage till around Christmas so that's £90 a week i have to find till he does get his funding. i can see hard times ahead and my little nest egg disappearing before my eyes.

should have wore a condom or put the pill in the missus T, in fact come to think of it i should have just stayed single.

maviczap 18-09-14 05:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluepete (Post 2980472)
But!

BUT!

Won't someone think of the children!!!

Pete ;)

Although I do drive my little darling to school most days, I park round the corner and walk the final bit

I found it most amusing when your colleagues were dishing out penalty notices to the parents who flouted the signage & yellow lines. The best one was the 7 series BMW driver who got most irate after being given a ticket

Today's classic was a mother who parked on the single yellow line, just outside the zig zag lines of the Pelican crossing, who then proceed to get her newbrn baby out of its baby seat on the offside of the car, endangering not only herself but her newborn. She could have parked in a quiet side street 20 metres away, but no.

Bluepete 18-09-14 05:09 PM

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http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

Clearly a contender

maviczap 18-09-14 05:11 PM

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Yep

NTECUK 19-09-14 08:58 AM

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technical being a bunch of clowns when you show them with pics this does not have enough wires to work!!!!!

dizzyblonde 19-09-14 10:32 AM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Bank calling you inviting you to make an appointment to review your accounts




So that will be you trying to sell me life insurance?


Bye!

atassiedevil 19-09-14 10:33 AM

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"We want to talk to you about the accident you had recently, you have £7865 in unclaimed compensation!" calls 3-6 times a day

dizzyblonde 19-09-14 10:43 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by atassiedevil (Post 2980617)
"We want to talk to you about the accident you had recently, you have £7865 in unclaimed compensation!" calls 3-6 times a day



My home phone is now never used for personal calls. It is usually used for automated messages from *insert product choice* and foreign call centres trying surveys or telling you your Microsoft computer is at risk.


Although now I have been in an accident that involved the police, I'm sure I will be getting those calls too, and a lot of text messages offering me lots of money :rolleyes:

DarrenSV650S 19-09-14 11:40 AM

Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Damn thieves stealing my tools >:(

NTECUK 19-09-14 11:44 AM

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I've gotten texts to say that I'm owed thousands from my recent accident claim.
Thing is I've not had it yet and the payout so big I'm frightened to leve the house.....

Littlepeahead 19-09-14 12:09 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Cats thinking it's OK to go outside in the biggest thunderstorm of the year before coming in soaking wet and miowing loudly then deciding as I'm now awake it's acceptable to dry themselves off in bed on me at 5am when I'm nice and warm and dry under the duvet.

maviczap 19-09-14 12:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 2980616)
Bank calling you inviting you to make an appointment to review your accounts

So that will be you trying to sell me life insurance?

Bye!

No, they'll be trying to UPGRADE you to a different account, with free holiday insurance, breakdown, mobile insurance etc etc.

Halifax tried this on us. In hindsight it wasn't a bad deal & I may change my Nationwide account to one of these.

There is a monthly fee to pay, but the interest is better

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarrenSV650S (Post 2980626)
Damn thieves stealing my tools >:(

Not good

Heorot 19-09-14 11:59 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Automated phone calls telling me that I haven't taken up the governments offer of a free boiler when I am not entitled to one anyway. And PPI calls too.

maviczap 20-09-14 05:29 AM

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One of my wife's friends texting her in the early hours of the morning. No she wasn't out on the lash, just feeding her little boy. Can't it fecking wait and not disturb my sleep.

Nutsinatin 20-09-14 01:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Heorot (Post 2980800)
Automated phone calls telling me that I haven't taken up the governments offer of a free boiler when I am not entitled to one anyway. And PPI calls too.

No no, they have checked their records and you are definitely entitled to one! Doesn't matter if you lived on the moon, they'd still try it on!

Matt-EUC 20-09-14 01:57 PM

Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Horses.

Women and horses.

ManMango 22-09-14 06:03 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by maviczap (Post 2980639)
No, they'll be trying to UPGRADE you to a different account, with free holiday insurance, breakdown, mobile insurance etc etc.

Halifax tried this on us. In hindsight it wasn't a bad deal & I may change my Nationwide account to one of these.

There is a monthly fee to pay, but the interest is better



Not good

That'll be the Halifax ultimate reward account £10 after your £5 reward back and it gives you a small discount on contents insurance l. Gives you mobile phone insurance etc and better rates for taking money out abroad. There are some more but they are a few benefits I make use of so I get my £10 back effectively on what I get out of it.

ManMango 22-09-14 06:03 AM

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Oh and waking up at 5am for work :(

Specialone 22-09-14 06:23 AM

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Ed Balls, nuff said.

Labour are headline grabbing again, "we need to balance the books" so their MP's will take a 5% pay cut if they get in power, oh, that will help with a £90 billion deficit (which they created), mugs :smt097

NTECUK 22-09-14 07:27 AM

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Politicians are in general just money grabbing Dikcs what ever public school political club they decided to join.
Can't believe red or blue is any better

NTECUK 22-09-14 07:29 AM

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Gripe how much gravel and run off is still left on the roads. Sideways on to the A12!!!!

BanannaMan 23-09-14 03:46 AM

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It was a Monday today. All day long.

pookie 23-09-14 07:09 AM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
utility companies that wont give your money back despite 6 months of chasing!

DarrenSV650S 23-09-14 07:17 AM

Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Having to re do my work because some asshat can't do theirs properly



Quote:

Originally Posted by BanannaMan (Post 2981308)
It was a Monday today. All day long.


It's also Monday today

Littlepeahead 23-09-14 08:13 AM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Being told by the barista at Camden Food Co. after taking my coffee back that if I'd wanted it hot I should have asked for it that way. Do most people want tepid coffee as standard?

NTECUK 23-09-14 08:23 AM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Getting grit in my eye on the ride into work.
Were the heck is it sneaking in!!!
Ps
ECC sweep the road dammit!

NTECUK 23-09-14 01:19 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Trying to explain to a Philippino lady that.
1 it's not a headlight bulb problem but the loom.
2 no I don't do services "on the side ".
3 I'm not that kinda guy who needs it making worth my while.
4 no I don't want to meet up after work for a drink!!!
Secretly I'm flattered ;)

pookie 23-09-14 01:37 PM

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love you long time NTECUK

.....love you long time ;)

andrewsmith 23-09-14 01:41 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NTECUK (Post 2981361)
Trying to explain to a Philippino lady that.
1 it's not a headlight bulb problem but the loom.
2 no I don't do services "on the side ".
3 I'm not that kinda guy who needs it making worth my while.
4 no I don't want to meet up after work for a drink!!!
Secretly I'm flattered ;)

;)

http://youtu.be/w-J5KUtGlpA

punyXpress 23-09-14 02:58 PM

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Pete Tong's kid sister?

Specialone 23-09-14 03:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by NTECUK (Post 2981361)
Trying to explain to a Philippino lady that.
1 it's not a headlight bulb problem but the loom.
2 no I don't do services "on the side ".
3 I'm not that kinda guy who needs it making worth my while.
4 no I don't want to meet up after work for a drink!!!
Secretly I'm flattered ;)

Sucky f***y :)

NTECUK 23-09-14 03:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Specialone (Post 2981373)
Sucky f***y :)

Carefully U forum ;)


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