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Red Herring 04-12-14 10:48 AM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Cats can be taught you know....even our senile old moggy knows better than to ask me for anything! My daughter on the other hand thinks it's perfectly OK to keep getting up to let it in through the patio doors every five minutes because the daft pussy has forgotten it has just let itself out through the kitchen door cat flap!

Littlepeahead 04-12-14 11:37 AM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
If I'm in the kitchen the cats stand by the catflap and wait for me to open it for them. There is a saying, "Dogs have owners, cats have staff". So true.

NTECUK 04-12-14 12:37 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Dog's are far more loyal.
We have some way to go in my house as to no the dogs don't go upstairs so why is it OK for the cats.
They never dare go on the bed if I am in it.
But Sarah thinks it's fine.
Ok so then my two dogs be fine on the bed.
Sauce for the goose and all the stuff....

Red Herring 04-12-14 02:53 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
I'm going to rename our cat Kendra because she is an attention seeking waste of space who thinks all she has to do is to lie on her back with her legs in the air expecting an old man to tickle her tummy.....

Littlepeahead 05-12-14 03:34 PM

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http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14...5ff4df37a3.jpg

Alien parasites.

This is the Guardia parasite. And today I'm feeling utterly cr@p because the doc has given me a big dose of antibiotics as my symptoms of stomach problems, exhaustion and weight loss might be caused by this beastie living inside me like something out of an Alien movie. I'll only know if that is what I've got if I start to feel better, if not, it's an MRI scan. So I sort of hope this is the cause, as they can treat it but on the other hand the thought that I've been hosting these unwelcome squatters in my intestines is horrible. :eek:

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maviczap 05-12-14 05:47 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
A regular gripe, drivers only using their side lights in bad weather

DarrenSV650S 05-12-14 05:55 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
BBC sport copying the yanks and putting tweets from randomers at the bottom of the screen. YUCK

If I want to see tweets I'll go on twitter, you don't need to ruin the show with them

pookie 05-12-14 06:32 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
exercise.. I'm sure its suppose to make you feel great and live longer but I want to find a rock to crawl under right now.

Dave20046 05-12-14 07:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DarrenSV650S (Post 2991196)
BBC sport copying the yanks and putting tweets from randomers at the bottom of the screen. YUCK

If I want to see tweets I'll go on twitter, you don't need to ruin the show with them

I agree, ITV or some other crappy channel I happened to be watching the other day is more cringeworthy.

Patronising female voice: "Lisa from Preston would totes love to get in the jungle shower with Mark Right..Join us on twitter"


bleurgh

Red ones 05-12-14 07:21 PM

Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Toothache.


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