Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 

Getting emails from agencies. I don't do brand, marketing etc. at Lord's so if they bothered to check they could direct these to the right person. But what's worse is they all try so hard to be clever in their emails.

Here's today's offering...

I work at [company name] - a team of creatives, planners, brand experts & stargazers who do things a bit differently to help brands fulfil their true potential and grow.

[Bit of blurb about how wonderful and creative they are blah blah]

It is what we’ve done for the likes of Sudocrem, Bic and Clarks.

You see I can't take seriously an email from someone who works on cream for nappy rash and frumpy shoes yet calls themselves a 'stargazer'.

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 

Would you want to look at the stars with a sore ars and no shoes? Makes perfect sense to me!

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 

Humans.

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 

That's where I'm lucky. I work in Bolton where humans are a rarity.

Pete ;)

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 

Lol pete :)

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 

Now that made me laugh but how so true. :cool:

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 

People who walk on unlit back roads all dressed in black.

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 

That's not a gripe, that's roadkill !

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 

The fact that this thread and its sister thread look so similar except for the 'w' on the smile of the day one, its not a capital like this thread's 'w'

Someone fix it, my OCD isnt letting me sleep!

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 

what like ;)

http://www.threedonia.com/wp-content...se-knuckle.jpg