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DJFridge 31-01-12 10:05 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by L3nny (Post 2656840)
The only town is a place called Vertigo
When you do find it, it will be A Beautiful Day

andrewsmith 31-01-12 10:07 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJFridge (Post 2656886)
When you do find it, it will be A Beautiful Day
on Sunday, Bloody Sunday

Shawthing 31-01-12 10:30 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
My Sat Nav's broken as there's:-
No line on the horizon.
and it takes 'One':-
Mysterious Ways.

HoL 31-01-12 10:52 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawthing (Post 2656897)
My Sat Nav's broken as there's:-
No line on the horizon.
and it takes 'One':-
Mysterious Ways.
Have you tried switching it off & back on again?







Lemon ;)

BanannaMan 05-02-12 12:53 AM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
What kind of key opens every lock?
A Pikey

Paul the 6th 05-02-12 08:49 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
The American guy done good :thumbsup: I like

DJFridge 05-02-12 09:46 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Where do you find a legless tortoise?

Exactly where you left it.

Mrs DJ Fridge 05-02-12 09:48 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Wife says to husband 'Fred what are you doing today?' he replies 'nothing' she says 'but you did nothing yesterday' 'I know, but I didn't finish it'

metalangel 06-02-12 08:06 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
"I want to move in with her, but she has three cats and I'm allergic!"
"Have you considered seeing a doctor?"
"Man, if I was seeing a doctor do you think I'd still be with psycho cat lady?"

----

"I never have sex on the first date!"
"How about the last date?"

The Idle Biker 06-02-12 10:15 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
A nice clean joke...because Viney told us off.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times that I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.


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