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I'm still epic.
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You still upset about that rick rolling incident pete?
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People do tend to have a cry about rick rolling.
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A seasonal one . .
" I just got knocked off my bike by a lorry salting the roads. "F**k you!" I screamed, through gritted teeth. " |
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Just finished with the girlfriend.
"You'll never find anyone like me again!" she screamed. That's a relief. |
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Just finished with the girlfriend.
"You'll never find anyone like me again!" she screamed. I stood there with a smile on my face & a shovel in my hand and said "neither will anyone else" |
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A GOVERNMENT WARNING said that anyone wanting to travel in these cold conditions today should take with them a shovel, blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing (Inc a scarf, hat & gloves,) 24hr supply of food & drink, De-icer, Rock salt, Torch with spare batteries, safety triangle, tow rope, jump leads, petrol can, First Aid kit......... I looked a right knob on the bus this morning!!!!
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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble squares earlier. Going to the loo could spell trouble
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