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sorry but thats excellent... i cant stop laughing... a story my aunt told me was, once her and my mum were out and about, they were trying to chat up the boys and my aunt asks this guy for a light, he struck the match and cupped his hand, as she went in with the ciggie, a big snot dribble. left her nose, like a bungy, touched his hand and went back up.... as she 'snorted' it back...
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Imbarrasing for me, but even more so for the plumber.
My boiler broke and we had a plumber around looking at it under warranty. The plumber asked to go to the toilet and my girldfriend said to use one of the toilets on the second floor as we dont use them much. We then realised that as we dont use them much that we may not have supplied them with toilet roll recently, so immediately hoped he only needed a number 1........ten minutes later he was still at it. We still dont know what he used as bog roll to this day, it made for a very awkward 2 hours lol |
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whilst working for a bike dealer i was asked to relocate a bike from their showroom to their storage.
bike goes on back of pickup and off i go. mate gets out to open doors to said storage and i go to unload CBF500. get the bike unloaded to the point where i have to step down off the back of the van all goes well.... for a split second. bike overbalances and pins me against the side of the pick up. could i move? could i bollox. so theres me in full liveried shirt like a stuck pig. guess who helps me out... a sprightly octagenarian... oh yeah. top form. the howls from my workmate have never quite left me... |
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Was looking at a friend of a friend's wedding pics the other day, she's c. 30 and looked nice in her dress etc.
The weather had obviously been a bit ropey though, so there was one pic where her dad was helping her to hold the ends of her dress up as she walked across the grass. Only the skirt was actually being held up really quite high, and being in a jovial mood (and having had a few vinos!) I happened to comment on how it was a bit dodge how her dad was showing her legs off to everyone... ...just at that moment her 'dad' came over from the other side of the bar, put his arm around her and gave her a kiss... #-o :lol: :lol: |
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I think 'I' fell out of my shorts at the AR, not that embarrassing though.
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Stuffed my 125... in the one way system of the uni halls I was in at the time... going over a speed bump I forgot was there round a slippery corner.
About 30mph, (10mph limit d'oh) ... came to rest having bounced over the speed bump in a sparky, bloody fashion... right in front of the bus stop, with about 30 pi$$ed students waiting to get bus into leeds city center. F###. |
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Accident with no damage or injury? That's pretty much always funny :-D |
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