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anna 19-01-08 06:32 PM
Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
oh dear oh dear i think war has just been declared ;)

Blue_SV650S 19-01-08 07:02 PM
Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
Sadly there are some things a woman can do that a bike can't ...

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Like the ironing and washing up 8)

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markmoto 19-01-08 07:10 PM
Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S (Post 1390813)
Sadly there are some things a woman can do that a bike can't ...

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Like the ironing and washing up 8)

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Top marks :cool:

Lissa 19-01-08 07:13 PM
Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
Blue_SV650S.....................the overwhelming proof why motorbikes are better than men:p

:D:D:D:D:D

Sean_C 19-01-08 07:50 PM
Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lissa (Post 1390825)
Blue_SV650S.....................the overwhelming proof why motorbikes are better than men:p

:D:D:D:D:D

Where would you be without a bloke to ride the bike for you? :mrgreen:

*ducks*

Speedy Claire 19-01-08 08:00 PM
Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S (Post 1390813)
Sadly there are some things a woman can do that a bike can't ...

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Like the ironing and washing up 8)

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I`d add to that list
  • cook
  • clean windows
  • clean a cooker
  • wipe down the work tops after washing the dishes
  • sit watching tv without having to "own" the remote
  • clean the glass screen round the shower
  • clean the toilet
  • have a wee without wetting everywhere
  • decorate
  • read a map
  • admit when they`re wrong
  • leave lipstick marks round the top of a glass
  • sleep without snoring
  • get off with speeding tickets by fluttering eyelashes and being nice
  • find something thats not in front of their nose
  • don`t sit their with their hand on their crotch
  • change the toilet roll
probs loads more but i`m busy putting lipstick round my wine glass and can`t think!!

Blue_SV650S 19-01-08 08:04 PM
Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedy Claire (Post 1390871)
I`d add to that list
  • cook
  • clean windows
  • clean a cooker
  • wipe down the work tops after washing the dishes
  • sit watching tv without having to "own" the remote
  • clean the glass screen round the shower
  • clean the toilet
  • have a wee without wetting everywhere
  • decorate
  • read a map
  • admit when they`re wrong
  • leave lipstick marks round the top of a glass
  • sleep without snoring
  • get off with speeding tickets by fluttering eyelashes and being nice
  • find something thats not in front of their nose
  • don`t sit their with their hand on their crotch
  • change the toilet roll
probs loads more but i`m busy putting lipstick round my wine glass and can`t think!!
Women reading maps!!! :eek: :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

Do me a favour guv-nor!!! ;)

Speedy Claire 19-01-08 08:06 PM
Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S (Post 1390876)
Hey, I know you lasses are great for lots of things that us blokes would never lower ourselves to do .... but ... Women reading maps!!! :eek: :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

Do me a favour guv-nor!!! ;)

I can!!! I`m good at reading maps... even if I do say so myself :p

Speedy Claire 19-01-08 08:08 PM
Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by phil24_7 (Post 1390669)
In reply Claire:

*lights the blue touch-paper and stands well back*

A motorbike wont do the DIY
A motorbike wont help you repair another motorbike
A motorbike wont help you maintain your motorbike
A motorbike wont help you choose your outfit
A motorbike wont lie and tell you you look beautiful or your bum doesn't look big in that
A motorbike wont help you lift heavy objects
A motorbike wont help you get the lid off the jam
A motorbike wont tune your tv in or programme any of your home electronics
A motorbike wont ever tell you what feels good so you can use it to seduce your next motorbike
A motorbike will never pay for you to have your hair/nails done

Someone's opened a can of worms here!

I don`t eat jam and my bum probably would look big :-D

laMon 19-01-08 08:11 PM
Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sean_C (Post 1390863)
Where would you be without a bloke to ride the bike for you? :mrgreen:

*ducks*
I'll ride it myself;), I'll follow my instinct AND find my WAY.

I'll TELL them WHAT to do!

and I'll fit any av systems:p ohhh, I is best (in Kunta Kinte words!)

I is too KIND to the MALE race:rolleyes:. I had so many females being sooo much better then males at the AV stuff:)


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