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dizzyblonde 12-02-10 06:19 PM

Re: Don't feel well.
 
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Originally Posted by Jabba (Post 2180074)
My kinda girl :-D

Ever tried to light one of your farts?

:shock:
when I was a teenager maybe, way too grown up these days.

Fruity-ya-ya 12-02-10 06:21 PM

Re: Don't feel well.
 
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Originally Posted by timwilky (Post 2179618)
didn't go out last night as I had abdominal pain and very tender to touch. all my joints, legs/arms hurt

I am producing more wind than a hurricane, and my bum must have exploded about 20 times.

Harsh... :smt078

Hope you're feeling better soon.
I'm not going to play the 'who is feeling worst' game because my Mummy always recanted 'There's always someone worse than you so be grateful' bs.
However, I can defo sympathize.
Fri 13th Nov 09 grade 2 sprain left foot - still having treatment (CT scan last Mon to see if I've proper bust it up).
Dec 20th 09 contracted Pityriasis Rosea (mingin) just started a course of antibiotics as still covered & feeling rough (doc took some blood after giving me tetenus jab in case it's not PRosea).
11 Feb 10 - Bit on butt by dog hence the above jab which has made my arm hurt more than my ass.

Seriously, I'm certain there is someone worse than me and I'm not trying to out do you - simply saying, I'm right with ya matey!

Jabba 12-02-10 06:27 PM

Re: Don't feel well.
 
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Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 2180085)
when I was a teenager maybe, way too grown up these days.

C'mon...... live a little :-D

It might impress your friends, too :thumbsup:

dizzyblonde 12-02-10 06:34 PM

Re: Don't feel well.
 
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Originally Posted by Jabba (Post 2180105)
C'mon...... live a little :-D

It might impress your friends, too :thumbsup:

Nah, the decibel of my burps impress them:smt037

Wind only knocks em out silently;)

Dicky Ticker 12-02-10 10:52 PM

Re: Don't feel well.
 
Ever heard the story of the burning bush

Lozzo 12-02-10 11:18 PM

Re: Don't feel well.
 
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Originally Posted by Dicky Ticker (Post 2180363)
Ever heard the story of the burning bush

No, but every now and then in bed I'd singe my ex-wife's pubes with a fag end just to annoy her.

I'm single now, can't think why

Bibio 13-02-10 12:29 AM

Re: Don't feel well.
 
had it for months, its bloooody sore and starting to pizzz me off. doc says its a bug, i say well gimi somit for it.

i wake up in the morning a 32" waist and by bed time i am a 36-38" waist. tiz not funny one bit. my bedroom in the morning smells none to nice.

lukemillar 13-02-10 01:28 AM

Re: Don't feel well.
 
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Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2180381)
I'm single now, can't think why

Probably because you're an ugly c**t! :p :wink:

(just kidding!)

Lozzo 13-02-10 08:30 AM

Re: Don't feel well.
 
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Originally Posted by lukemillar (Post 2180436)
Probably because you're an ugly c**t! :p :wink:

Funny that, you're not the first to mention it. :D

Dicky Ticker 13-02-10 09:39 AM

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And probably not the last:)


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