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Paul the 6th 21-02-12 04:34 PM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
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Originally Posted by HoL (Post 2665625)

that's some funny shiit

HoL 21-02-12 05:36 PM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
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Originally Posted by Paul the 6th (Post 2665968)
that's some funny shiit

I was wondering who'd be brave enough to follow the link

Dave20046 21-02-12 05:56 PM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
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Originally Posted by HoL (Post 2666000)
I was wondering who'd be brave enough to follow the link

In hindsight, maybe that was a bit trusting

DJFridge 21-02-12 09:50 PM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Last night I had a dream I was fighting the Grim Reaper with a vacuum cleaner.

I mean, I was literally Dyson with Death

metalangel 22-02-12 10:34 AM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
The wife caught me browsing PornHub and offered to let me reenact a scene with her instead.

As we were going at it, a guy walked in, tapped me on the shoulder and asked, "Would you like to know Ron Jeremy's one weird trick to gain an extra four inches?"

Paul the 6th 22-02-12 10:52 AM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist.

I regretted it literally one minute later.

Balky001 22-02-12 12:10 PM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
I wouldn't say my GF has been around but the label in her knickers says 'NEXT'

metalangel 22-02-12 12:34 PM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Pancake Day yesterday... it really creped up on us this year didn't it?

Paul the 6th 23-02-12 08:20 PM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding out you've been burgled is pretty bad.

Richie 24-02-12 03:13 PM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Large Breasted Hot Biker Chick does some funny stuff ( . Y . ) lol

http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress...if?w=480&h=385


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