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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

mattabooboo --> google --> yogi bear.

I aint falling for that one

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Originally Posted by Owenski (Post 2672765)

mattabooboo --> google --> yogi bear.

I aint falling for that one

Ok then , what about a picost?

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

about £1.39 if its a Gingsters.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 789!

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Seven hundred and eighty nine?

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Originally Posted by Reeder (Post 2673981)

Seven hundred and eighty nine?

Because Seven Eight Nine!

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Mayonages!

Sorry, too busy to think of the joke but I like the punchline.

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Originally Posted by Mark_h (Post 2674000)

Because Seven Eight Nine!

:smt099Dude, come on... I got it! :p Was just playing with ya

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

A lamborghini and a suzuki SV650 we're travelling down a road with a slight curve.....

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

While riding one day, a biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside.
The biker began a conversation . . . .
• Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
• Farmer: "Dogs don't talk."
• Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
• Dog: "Doing' alright."
• Farmer: Look of shock.
• Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the farmer.
• Dog: "Yep."
• Biker: "How does he treat you?"
• Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, & takes me to the river once a week."
• Farmer: Look of total disbelief.
• Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
• Farmer: "Horses don't talk."
• Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
• Horse: "Cool."
• Farmer: Extreme look of shock.
• Biker: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Farmer.
• Horse: "Yessiree Bob."
• Biker: "How's he treating you?"
• Horse: "Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
• Farmer: Total look of utter amazement.
• Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
• Farmer: "Don't believe a F***ing Word That sheep Says... It's a liar!"