Re: Nuisance phone calls to the office...
 

Old favourites that I need to ressurect are...

"Good afternoon, Bury banana bending factory"

And

"Hello, Ramsbottom home for the semi dead"

Re: Nuisance phone calls to the office...
 

My girlfriend loves winding these people up and ones of my personal favourites of hers was:

Phone rings at 6.05pm
'Hello is Mr X there'
'Nope'
'When would be the best time to reach him'
'Errrrrrrrrm 6pm'
'But its 6.05pm now'
'Yep, goodbye'

Re: Nuisance phone calls to the office...
 

Oh another thing I like to do is when they ask you to spell your name you do this:

S for spelling my name to an idiot
P for ****ed off
E for Errrr Elephant
I for Idiot
R for Really wasting my time
S for Still spelling my name for a idiot

Re: Nuisance phone calls to the office...
 

ring ring...

"War Office, You wanna Fight..."