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Bluefish 07-01-11 11:14 PM

Re: With ya socks on...
 
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Originally Posted by andrewsmith (Post 2455373)
I think Berlins Cat experiment Thread has been trumped as the most random thread of 2011

Socks off!

lol, i was going to post similar for the third post but my keyboard locked up, defo no socks btw, wellies all the way ;)

Milky Bar Kid 07-01-11 11:16 PM

Re: With ya socks on...
 
It's on the list!

garynortheast 07-01-11 11:34 PM

Re: With ya socks on...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bluefishman (Post 2455375)
wellies all the way ;)

....and custard.

andrewsmith 07-01-11 11:40 PM

Re: With ya socks on...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bluefishman (Post 2455375)
wellies all the way ;)

Added protection...

or

Norfolk Condom? :lol:

metalangel 08-01-11 09:11 AM

Re: With ya socks on...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Swin (Post 2455207)
There's always the possibility of knocking the turtle's head out during a vigorous butt-floss - regardless of how much washing and wiping has been carried out beforehand!

Do you really always walk around with one in the chamber?

Amplimator 08-01-11 10:14 AM

Re: With ya socks on...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Swin (Post 2455207)
There's always the possibility of knocking the turtle's head out during a vigorous butt-floss - regardless of how much washing and wiping has been carried out beforehand!

Good work on the toe-floss too - get some talc in between those bad boys too to get them proper dry

Butt flossing is acceptable in my threads but turtle heads are NOT! Your either an OAP thats lost control or you still scream 'ive finished' when youre done on the crapper. :rolleyes:

Unsure about wellies and custard, i mean c'mon custard and cheese?

Gonna try it with me MX boots later, purely for experimental/educational reasons mind. ;)

Amplimator 08-01-11 10:17 AM

Re: With ya socks on...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by andrewsmith (Post 2455373)
I think Berlins Cat experiment Thread has been trumped as the most random thread of 2011

Socks off!

I tried whistling at the pussy but the missus called me weird and went to sleep :(

andrewsmith 08-01-11 11:28 AM

Re: With ya socks on...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Amplimator (Post 2455579)
I tried whistling at the pussy but the missus called me weird and went to sleep :(

How much drink was involved Amp?

toxic 08-01-11 11:44 AM

Re: With ya socks on...
 
I'd rather do it with Madonna.

Dicky Ticker 08-01-11 12:04 PM

Re: With ya socks on...
 
Surely when outdoors you have socks and shoes on


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