OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when it started I thought it was her, but it wasnt , and I thought "oh dear, I heard her say she could sing but she cant!!" and then when she started :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: what can I say except .............. there's hope for me then :wink: :lol: :lol:

Jesus H. Christ! :shock: :shock: :shock: There's no damn VocAlign / AutoTune in the whole (new :lol: ) world that can put that right! :shock: :shock: :shock: My EARS!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoof! Right?

:smt081 :smt081 :smt081 That is sooo crap! Gonna sell like hotcakes then :roll:

I hadnt thought of that! - it has to be - its sooooooooooo bad!!! :roll: :roll: :lol:

The success will be determined by the promo video; whether she gets her jubblies out :lol:

Sad fact is though, in the 'celeb' obsessed world, the 'Heat magazine brigade' will go out and buy it.

Yet:

Iron Maiden go and release a 7 min single (Reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg), but it is too long to be eligible for chart entry. Yet it was the best single I've heard in years.

Crazy :evil:

:shock: Seems to be something wrong with my ears - anyone know a good ear doctor? That can't be right...mebbe it's the sound card...must've blown a resistor or something....

words right out of my mouth, still, you'll easily be able to tell which pubs are playing this,..... you'll have punters glassing themselves to get out!!!!!

Words fail me...

:shock:

ouch ouch cough

this is just so X factor didnt make it

and for some reason my bull terrier yelped and is now trying to scratch his ears off

and as for the cat ... ours not jordan she has just ran out side meowing more intune with pete than his mrs