Keep quiet for 5 minutes, agree a whole load of unworkable contracts at work that have no personal comeback on me but that stitch up loads of people I dislike.

Then resign.

Then go back and do my regular shopping there, getting loads of people coming up to me complaining about how stitched up they are. I would then reply, "So? Sue me! How good is YOUR LAWYER?"

I could probably buy 10% of the company too and so technically be their employer!

Ladies and gents, I'm so sorry to break this to you but all your plans were delayed one more week.

Carry on, nothing to see here.

good, didn't get to the shop so I didn't waste my money....

no hang on if I bought a ticket then I might have won....

Damm Damm Damm... arr well there's always next week.. :lol: :wink:

Good luck to all, nut not as much as me.

I think he was planning to set up as a debt consolidation company and charge people that :)

It's now £88,000,000

After some of the great ideas here I decided to leave it another roll-over so I'd have a bit more cash to put some of them into place ;)

£12.3k A day on an average current accounts interest rate....you could buy a brand new SV650 every single day, nah sorry this ones dirty now, NEXT!

You could buy EVERY tube of Autosol and then sell them hold KwakZZR and Jonboy to ransome!