Originally Posted by philipMac
So how are cats intelligent then?
Because, you would think that if cats are intelligent, they could ring for help if their owner has an accident, or get stuff for their owner if they are unable to move well, or see for their owner if they are blind, or find people / explosives / drugs, or attempt to protect their owner from anyone or anything that threatens them.
The thing is, they dont. Dogs do.
Is it cats amazingly accurate imitation of behaving like a complete @sshole? Cats intelligence seems to be them figuring out they should take dumps in kitty litter. And cat dumps are nasty... :shock:
Man. I hate cats.
Seriously, if you want something that looks pretty, (and cats do look pretty, I'll give them that), just get an aquarium. The fish will show you more affection.
I still fall for them though. Once in a while one will saunter over, and I will be all, hello kitty, and they purr, and I stroke them, and.... then they decide they are finished. So... let me see... what will Mr Kitty do? Walk away? Not a chance. Scratch ??? AWESOME! :P SWIIIPE
And you are just thinking... you total backstard, you are purring, why have i three big gouges missing out of my hand?
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