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maviczap 16-08-14 04:03 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Grumpy teenagers who think they know everything + sinus congestion headaches

Bibio 16-08-14 04:13 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
asking people to do their job and nothing getting done. i'm now going to get wet on my holidays. this biking malarky is staring to slowly get me down.

littleoldman2 16-08-14 07:45 PM

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No joy on the textile alterations ?. Would P me off too.

Geodude 17-08-14 07:52 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by maviczap (Post 2974272)
sinus congestion headaches

Oww i get them too with added toothache so i feel your pain :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibio (Post 2974274)
asking people to do their job and nothing getting done. i'm now going to get wet on my holidays. this biking malarky is staring to slowly get me down.

You still got no joy fella, you want me come up there and stand over them menacingly till they do them!





Ps im as menacing as a puppy but can tickle quite well ;)

maviczap 17-08-14 09:05 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Geodude (Post 2974361)
Oww i get them too with added toothache so i feel your pain :(

Yes, I get the toothache as well :(

Another gripe from yesterday, if you go shopping, why don't you get the essentials, like bread, instead of coming home with feck all to eat, so I don't have to go out and do a proper shop :smt097

Littlepeahead 17-08-14 10:30 AM

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Sheep. Luckily the rider walked away from this one with a couple of bruises. But I swear they are the stupidest animals on the planet.

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14...c4ee935f3c.jpg

maviczap 17-08-14 10:42 AM

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Blimey, glad everyone walked away from that?

Anyone we know LPH

Spank86 17-08-14 11:42 AM

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Sheep drive cars now?

Littlepeahead 17-08-14 01:59 PM

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I should point out I didn't take this pic. Paul the 6th took it, that's Rob H's bike, and Rob's guardian angel must have been on overtime. So the moral of the story, sheep do less damage than cars in a head on, kill the sheep, show no mercy, do not swerve.

maviczap 17-08-14 03:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead (Post 2974422)
I should point out I didn't take this pic. Paul the 6th took it, that's Rob H's bike, and Rob's guardian angel must have been on overtime. So the moral of the story, sheep do less damage than cars in a head on, kill the sheep, show no mercy, do not swerve.

Lucky escape.

I remember reading somewhere that you should aim for the sheep, don't try and avoid it.

L3nny 18-08-14 08:43 AM

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Screws on roads

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14...893d1628ae.jpg

goodgumbo 18-08-14 02:54 PM

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That's the worst.

Red ones 18-08-14 02:57 PM

Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
People who call my mobile and ask if I'm Anna.

Do I sound like a woman?


I keep forgetting to say 'Yes'

goodgumbo 18-08-14 03:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Red ones (Post 2974621)
People who call my mobile and ask if I'm Anna.

Do I sound like a woman?


I keep forgetting to say 'Yes'

Anna short for your nickname, Anaconda. Right?

maviczap 18-08-14 07:59 PM

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Aaaaggh complete electrical failure to my garage power supply. Don't know what the problem is either.

Nice to come home to after putting up my mums new shed, which wasn't a faff free build

TNT still didn't deliver my new tool chest.

Not a great day

Littlepeahead 18-08-14 09:10 PM

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But on the up side I posted you a hard drive and in the envelope is a usb memory stick that doubles as a bottle opener. Just back up your memory before drinking yourself into oblivion.

maviczap 19-08-14 12:22 PM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead (Post 2974717)
But on the up side I posted you a hard drive and in the envelope is a usb memory stick that doubles as a bottle opener. Just back up your memory before drinking yourself into oblivion.

I may need that bottle opener sooner rather than later. :smt091:smt091:smt091:smt091

Does this statement sound clear & concise?

'Someone will be in to receive the delivery' :?

Right off to the garage to electrocute myself with 240v

Brettus 20-08-14 01:30 PM

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Today my gripe is (as most days) intolerance. A general lack of empathy and understanding of the situation. If something isn't right in a group of people then whinging about it will NOT sort it faster or better. Constructive comments only and understanding of whatever solution you are given. Is that too much to ask?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin Luther King
...Cannot be reconciled with Wisdom, Justice and Love......

That reminds me, I must go and play some Linkin Park music this afternoon.

Just for the record, I notice it in myself too. I'm not blameless or a paragon of morality but some people revel in being contrary and generally unhelpful when there is a problem. What is worse is a solution that isn't good enough.

Imagine the situation, you get done for speeding by a gatso, the solution presented is to slow down before you pass them in future. The response feels like "what? that's so inconvenient, why doesn't my new bike doesn't automatically negate all speeding fines?, this is rubbish!" :rolleyes:

OK maybe I'm being a little harsh but outwardly I'm being very professional :) :laughat:

dizzyblonde 20-08-14 03:42 PM

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Kids......


.....with bigger feet than your own :smt027

maviczap 20-08-14 03:49 PM

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The weather........................................... ...............

half an hour on the beach, before the clouds rolled in & covered up the sun

Sea's bloomin cold too

Bluepete 20-08-14 04:08 PM

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Mine is my lack of confidence on my Tiger.


I went out for a play into Yorkshire, headed North and felt like a fawn trying to balance on ice for the very first time. No flow, no finesse, no glide.


Bike's worth about £5000 I reckon. Hmmm, Canon EOS 5 MKIII?


Pete ;)

Red Herring 20-08-14 04:09 PM

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Pete mate, you're clearly not getting out enough...

andrewsmith 20-08-14 04:11 PM

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Pete when was the last time you were out?

You actually rode since your change of job?

Bluepete 20-08-14 04:14 PM

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Wife, kids, dog, cat, chickens, work, etc etc etc...


Pete ;)

punyXpress 20-08-14 04:20 PM

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. . should have pumped the tyres up ;)

Ch00 20-08-14 04:58 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ch00 (Post 2973112)
Companies that lie to you.

Companies that fob you off.

Companies that are dishonest.

Companies that won't do what they promised.


I am repeating my gripe but this time, I will name them...

COSMOS

For your own sake don't book a holiday though them.

Nutsinatin 20-08-14 05:10 PM

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Pedestrian walking along so engrossed in their phone that they don't notice that they have walked into a road, then have the gall to give you abuse for not looking where you were driving. If I wasn't looking I wouldn't have seen that you weren't paying attention and slowed down, I would have run you over and not stopped and beeped my horn to alert you to my presence!

Red Herring 20-08-14 05:53 PM

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You mean there isn't a app they can put on their phone to tell them when you are coming...? How inconsiderate!

andrewsmith 20-08-14 07:11 PM

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But there is an app on all vehicles which comes all different specifications and underwear dying power

http://youtu.be/3MywYgYpNyk

YouTube Video
Error: If you cannot see this video, then either YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed to play it.

maviczap 20-08-14 07:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nutsinatin (Post 2974962)
Pedestrian walking along so engrossed in their phone that they don't notice that they have walked into a road, then have the gall to give you abuse for not looking where you were driving. If I wasn't looking I wouldn't have seen that you weren't paying attention and slowed down, I would have run you over and not stopped and beeped my horn to alert you to my presence!

Time for a Stebel horn or two


Quote:

Originally Posted by andrewsmith (Post 2974989)
But there is an app on all vehicles which comes all different specifications and underwear dying power

http://youtu.be/3MywYgYpNyk

YouTube Video
Error: If you cannot see this video, then either YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed to play it.

Or one of these :smt023

appollo1 20-08-14 09:34 PM

Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Lorries that decide to pull out and overtake another lorry when they're both only doing 56mph up a hill for 2 miles.

Geodude 22-08-14 06:51 AM

Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead (Post 2974383)
Sheep. Luckily the rider walked away from this one with a couple of bruises. But I swear they are the stupidest animals on the planet.

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14...c4ee935f3c.jpg

Ouch i missed this one :smt107 What did Robs bike used to be?

andrewsmith 22-08-14 08:55 AM

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Sprint 1050

Sent from my D2303 using Tapatalk

maviczap 22-08-14 09:12 AM

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The weather again & waiting for the postie.

Oh & I'm sure this has been posted before, people who can't do what's expected of them and I have to do the chasing, even though its my day off.

STRAMASHER 22-08-14 10:59 AM

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Scottish Nat-zis :smt075

SIII 22-08-14 11:05 AM

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Lies from bitter together !

Littlepeahead 22-08-14 11:40 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Geodude (Post 2975235)
Ouch i missed this one :smt107 What did Robs bike used to be?

Once upon a time it looked like this...

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?...pictureid=7691

SIII 22-08-14 11:56 AM

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He kept that one a secret ! I never saw that either. Thread?


I had a sheep do a four-hoof drift into the side of the bike a few weeks ago! The little beggar wasn't half back-peddling as he realised he was running head first into the side of my bike ! LoL

Geodude 23-08-14 06:51 AM

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Ta for replies andy and Lph, glad he walked away from that, he needs to shout 'bah ram ewe' loudly next time he rides through a sheep infested area ;)

Geodude 23-08-14 07:21 AM

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Frost warnings this weekend on bbc weather and christmas stuff on shop shelves already, have i slept through the summer?


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