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Blue_SV650S 19-01-08 08:47 PM

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
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Originally Posted by Speedy Claire (Post 1390912)
ha ha ha... you had me then, I actually sat here thinking wow!!!! then I read the small print pmsl

:mrgreen:

Oh and you may moan about your*/us blokes, but you know deep down you'd be lost without him/us :smt116 ... what about all them unopened pickle jars!?!? :thumright:

*your obviously getting all this from 1st hand/close to home experience ;)

Speedy Claire 19-01-08 08:49 PM

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
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Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S (Post 1390919)
:mrgreen:

Oh and you may moan about your*/us blokes, but you know deep down you'd be lost without him/us :smt116 ... what about all them unopened pickle jars!?!? :thumright:

*your obviously getting all this from 1st hand experiance ;)


nope!! have no man in my life to moan at... oops sorry, I obviously meant share my life with :D

I have a good grip and can open most jar lids myself :smt038

dissuade 19-01-08 08:54 PM

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
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Originally Posted by Speedy Claire (Post 1390923)
nope!! have no man in my life to moan at... oops sorry, I obviously meant share my life with :D

I have a good grip and can open most jar lids myself :smt038

yep, i find i can open most pickle jars, seen as a large park of my working life entails ripping teeth out of people's skulls.

Blue_SV650S 19-01-08 08:56 PM

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
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Originally Posted by Speedy Claire (Post 1390923)
nope!! have no man in my life to moan at... oops sorry, I obviously meant share my life with :D

I have a good grip and can open most jar lids myself :smt038

With all that evident pent up man-hating aggression, I suspect all the ones you meet are more likely to get snarled at than pouted at!! :smt036 ... tell you what, you and that seeming man-hater Ping* would be a formidable force if you teamed up - throw in a few sexist comments as a catalyst and that is a combination that would go 'critical mass' in no time!!!!! :mrgreen:

*cor, I tell-ya, I am sure she is a lovely girl, but now there is a woman that I am afraid of!! :D

Blue_SV650S 19-01-08 09:01 PM

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
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Originally Posted by dissuade (Post 1390931)
yep, i find i can open most pickle jars, seen as a large park of my working life entails ripping teeth out of people's skulls.

Now let me guess ... you are grave robber* by day right?!!? :D

*nicking all the gold caps off the corpses just in case my warped mind went a step beyond where anyone else's could go without this prod!! :D

Speedy Claire 19-01-08 09:14 PM

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
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Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S (Post 1390933)
With all that evident pent up man-hating aggression, I suspect all the ones you meet are more likely to get snarled at than pouted at!! :smt036 ... tell you what, you and that man-hater Ping* would be a formidable force if you teamed up - throw in a few sexist comments as a catalyst and that is a combination that would go 'critical mass' in no time!!!!! :mrgreen:

*cor, I tell-ya, now there is a woman that scares me!! :D


Hey I don`t hate men..... I luv being around men that I can have a laugh with, in fact I probs get on better with men than women! I love looking at men, especially ones with big chests and shoulders (sigh!) :rolleyes:

Yes i`m an independant woman but I would love to be in a relationship with the right man..... problem is finding him!

Richie 19-01-08 09:15 PM

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
I've never made love to a beautiful motorcycle....










coat..... taxi.

Blue_SV650S 19-01-08 09:19 PM

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
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Originally Posted by Speedy Claire (Post 1390964)
Hey I don`t hate men.....

What is there to like about us?!?!! ... you must be mad!!! :D

Speedy Claire 19-01-08 09:23 PM

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
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Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S (Post 1390979)
What is there to like about us?!?!! ... you must be mad!!! :D

You have your uses.... I`d be able to throw my hot water bottle away! :rolleyes:

Defender 19-01-08 09:27 PM

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 
Claire wanted a male with a big chest and shoulders. Well, here he is ;)

http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/g...hael_chest.jpg


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