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Paul the 6th 26-01-09 02:09 PM

Re: Most outrageous fib!
 
You can make lots of money from old rope.

I've got loads of the stuff and no one wants to buy any

husky03 26-01-09 02:29 PM

Re: Most outrageous fib!
 
Its ok , i'll be careful, trust me

BernardBikerchick 26-01-09 02:32 PM

Re: Most outrageous fib!
 
i think i've told most blokes I have evern been out with that i never trump !!!!


HUGE FIB !!!!!!:cool::cool::cheers::cheers:

timwilky 26-01-09 02:40 PM

Re: Most outrageous fib!
 
Come on then peeps there are the really traditional fibs like

of course I love you
yes I will pull out (or similar)
your cheque is in the post

and Bloody Hell Verna was that you as you try to find the decomposing rat

sv-robo 26-01-09 04:09 PM

Re: Most outrageous fib!
 
Stevie Wonder works in a lighthouse.

Frank 26-01-09 04:24 PM

Re: Most outrageous fib!
 
I always think carefully before posting on the web

Woz 26-01-09 04:28 PM

Re: Most outrageous fib!
 
It is a clinically proven fact that man suffer the symptoms of influenza to a greater degree than women. It's something to do with the way the X and Y chromosones differ and affect our genetic make up.

So the term man-flu has an element of truth to it.

Bibio 26-01-09 05:39 PM

Re: Most outrageous fib!
 
god told me to do it....

madness 26-01-09 05:57 PM

Re: Most outrageous fib!
 
I used to be a professional Elvis inpersonator until Elvis's ghost appeared to me one night and said 'Give up youth, you're sh*te!'

custard 26-01-09 06:37 PM

Re: Most outrageous fib!
 
/obvious

curvys are better than pointies

/obvious


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