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Re: Most outrageous fib!
You can make lots of money from old rope.
I've got loads of the stuff and no one wants to buy any |
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Its ok , i'll be careful, trust me
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i think i've told most blokes I have evern been out with that i never trump !!!!
HUGE FIB !!!!!!:cool::cool::cheers::cheers: |
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Come on then peeps there are the really traditional fibs like
of course I love you yes I will pull out (or similar) your cheque is in the post and Bloody Hell Verna was that you as you try to find the decomposing rat |
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Stevie Wonder works in a lighthouse.
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I always think carefully before posting on the web
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It is a clinically proven fact that man suffer the symptoms of influenza to a greater degree than women. It's something to do with the way the X and Y chromosones differ and affect our genetic make up.
So the term man-flu has an element of truth to it. |
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god told me to do it....
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I used to be a professional Elvis inpersonator until Elvis's ghost appeared to me one night and said 'Give up youth, you're sh*te!'
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/obvious
curvys are better than pointies /obvious |
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