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Re: Cruel newbie jokes

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Originally Posted by Bri w (Post 2107582)

Give an apprentice strapping wire and tell him its high melting point solder. Then watch him spend ages trying to melt the wire with a piddlingly small soldering iron.

Solder an electrolytic capacitor the wrong way round into a redundant piece of eqpt. Then when the aprentice comes in ask him to switch it on. LOUD BANG followed by lots of smoke and roars of laughter.

Those two are hilarious!

Re: Cruel newbie jokes

One probationer was sent an e-mail asking him to contact Detectice Constable Tenn at the Airport.

He actually phoned up and said;

"Hello, can I speak to DC Tenn please?"

the reply;

"You're a probationer and this is the airport"

Pete ;)

No, it wasn't me. I'm not telling what I fell for!

Re: Cruel newbie jokes

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Originally Posted by Sally (Post 2107756)

I dont get it.. :(

a dc-10 is an aero plane

*I had to google it too :(

Re: Cruel newbie jokes

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Originally Posted by Sally (Post 2107756)

I dont get it.. :(

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/k...n_Airlines.jpg

A DC Ten.

Re: Cruel newbie jokes

When replacing a landrover windscreen I asked my mucker to go to the G1098 (reme stores) and get the Glass Hammer to knock it in.
The storman Sgt Belljack (BJ to us lot) sent him to the ASM office (mechanical God) he then sent him to the RSM office (camp God) who then sent him to the CO's office (God) who was out. anyway he comes back with a GLASS HAMMER from the desk of the CO... Yes he nicked it from the CO's office without Permission......!
Next thing you know I'm in front of the RSM for warping the minds of young soldiers...

another is sending another lad from MT was trying to undo the lefthand wheels nuts on a bedford TM.... to No avale, they simply would not budge. So I sent him to the G10 to get some release gas... (BJ, the G10 stoerman) blew some smoke into a resealable bag, inthe mean time we slackened all the wheel nuts ...their Left handed thread on the left hand side...when he returned with the release gas we puffed the smoke out of the bag around the not slackened wheel nuts, and undid them by hand... The young lad from MT was godsmacked.

Re: Cruel newbie jokes

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Originally Posted by Bluepete (Post 2107727)

I'm going to use that one thats a classic in the making :p