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metalangel 08-07-12 07:39 AM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Thanks to 50 Shades of Grey, my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna.

Dave20046 08-07-12 12:59 PM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Haaaa!

Dicky Ticker 09-07-12 09:43 AM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Latest drug craze in Yorkshire------
Apparently the are dissolving ecstasy tablets in water and using dental syringes to inject it in their mouths
Known locally as " E by -gum"

xXBADGERXx 09-07-12 12:05 PM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Andy Murray will be just fine. The British love people who cry after losing something.

Just look at Gazza, Stuart Pearce, and the McCanns!

punyXpress 09-07-12 12:07 PM

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D.T:
That's been going on for years!
Signed: ' One who gnaws '

Owenski 09-07-12 01:10 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zLBp...feature=fvwrel

Skip to 50seconds+

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_Stretchie_ 09-07-12 01:29 PM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Ha haaa, I was wondering what I was missing and then it made sense....


YOU BETCHA

daveyrach 09-07-12 02:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by _Stretchie_ (Post 2740574)
Ha haaa, I was wondering what I was missing and then it made sense....


YOU BETCHA

What am I missing?

Dave20046 09-07-12 04:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by daveyrach (Post 2740603)
What am I missing?

I think it's andrewsmith off the forum....

punyXpress 09-07-12 05:23 PM

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
COWBOY TOMBSTONE
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah !
I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?
His five rules for a happy life are at the bottom.



FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.


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