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Do I not get any points for picking up the huge spiders in my bare hands and disposing of them outside? I evicted a massive beetle too. I also managed to line up not one but both wheels of the transit so flatten an only recently dead and still intact squirrel that made a satisfying thump squish and Fugly then went even more green than he was already.

Fugly has clearly had some sort of breakdown as he let me buy him some vitamins yesterday without complaint. Although I think he should have carried on with the WellWoman ones as clearly they were making him very domesticated.

I wasn't that slow! My bike top speed is 105mph flat out so I had no chance of catching up on the straights. But I did manage to hit 97 in the van according to the sat nav. I'm surprised Fugly could read the sat nav as he seemed to have his hands over his eyes for much of our leisurely drive.

Now you have survived Wales next year we shall go to Thailand. Roads are similar but steeper with no dry stone walls. You do have to be careful of stray suicidal dogs, cow poop all over the road, bridges that have fallen apart so you ride over 3 rickety planks with a sheer drop beneath and the occasional elephant standing in the road around a blind bend. You'll love it. And the curry is really good.

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He was playing the part of a good housewife very well... now please don't give them him again, it wasn't right Chris being polite and helpful.

I beg to differ. There wasn't exactly much straight road :p You did notice more scenery and animals than me though!

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I think I yelled at Chris so much on Friday morning for failing to get up that he is now terrified of me. And he's nearly as scared of needles as he is of spiders but came to the hospital with me for the cortisone injections yesterday and sat there while I had them done. Although that could be because he wanted to see me in pain. I then pressed the button on the crossing and nipped across on my crutches while the red man was showing leaving him standing on the other side holding my handbag.

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I think Mr Currie just realised when he's helpful we all appreciate him a lot more!

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to this i say **** off! but i then say quite right to the second part!

when is man not terrified of a 5ft woman with the temper of a wild animal that'll bite your head off if you're not careful/do something wrong?!

:smt068:smt067:smt097 there's gonna be coup for power if this sort of abuse is carried on! ;)

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I'm 5'2" I'll have you know. Do I really have a bad temper?

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No. Of course not. You're lovely.










(he says while hiding behind Hong (he may be ickle, but he's got ninja skills))

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Seeing you hiding behind Hong would be very funny. It's not like I yelled at anyone this weekend is it?

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Let's see if that squirrel has an opinion on your sensitivity!

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It was already dead. The alternative was that I picked it up, gutted and skinned it and served it up as a starter.

I may have been a tiny weeny bit blunt with Christopher. And I admit to yelling at Chris on Friday but I apologised but he knows I love him really. Who else would put up with him 24/7 for 9 days?