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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

How many G4S staff does it take to change a light bulb?

6 Soldiers and a Policeman!

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

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Originally Posted by Bri w (Post 2753431)

What's 6 inches long, has a head on it and drives women crazy?

Money.

That is not a joke. Should be in interesting fact of the day.

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

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Originally Posted by BanannaMan (Post 2754174)

That is not a joke. Should be in interesting fact of the day.

:winner:

At least it wasnt; whats 12" long... ;)

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I was telling my mate how my sex life is like a 100 metre final.

"Over in less than ten seconds?" he laughed.

"No," I replied. "I do it with seven big black men."

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I was down Weymouth yesterday to watch some of that Olympic sailing. Was quite good.

I saw the Brits take Gold.

The Dutch take Silver.

And the Somalis take a middle aged couple from Surrey.

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

As a proctologist, I rectify every problem.

Why couldn't the drummer get through the door?

Because he had a hi-hat

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

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Originally Posted by jamesymurray (Post 2755224)

Why couldn't the drummer get through the door?

Because he had a hi-hat

Boom Boom

Boom tish

Ba da bing..

Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

On January9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge .
So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

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