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_Stretchie_ 21-08-12 08:36 AM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluepete (Post 2760481)

Ha haaaa, loving George Ryegold's in that link

Cymraeg_Atodeg 21-08-12 09:13 AM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Watched Tim Vine on Dave the other day, very Tommy Cooper-esqe, but, after a while it is almost punishment as the puns get so bad

Thunderace 22-08-12 10:30 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
What's the difference between the Paralympics and the Special Olympics?

At the Paralympics everyone is a genuine athlete.

At the Special Olympics everyone is a winner!

davepreston 23-08-12 12:39 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2761348)

At the Special Olympics everyone is a winner!
:winner:


;)

Cymraeg_Atodeg 23-08-12 12:49 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2761348)
What's the difference between the Paralympics and the Special Olympics?

At the Paralympics everyone is a genuine athlete.

At the Special Olympics everyone is a winner!
Quote:
Originally Posted by davepreston (Post 2761509)
:winner:


;)
Does that make Thunderace Special?

davepreston 23-08-12 01:38 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
and for that comment your shiney gold chocolate medal is in the post :)

Cymraeg_Atodeg 23-08-12 05:54 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
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Originally Posted by davepreston (Post 2761546)
and for that comment your shiney gold chocolate medal is in the post :)
Woot! :cheers:

mister c 24-08-12 08:23 AM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Older Women -- I'll confess, I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place.

We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom, you still awake?'

_Stretchie_ 24-08-12 09:44 AM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2761348)
What's the difference between the Paralympics and the Special Olympics?

At the Paralympics everyone is a genuine athlete.

At the Special Olympics everyone is a winner!
NEED sound

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8


You're welcome :smt040

punyXpress 24-08-12 10:13 AM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
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Originally Posted by Cymraeg_Atodeg (Post 2761646)
Woot! :cheers:
. . . but BEWARE!
If it's from dp it'll be laxative chocolate. ;)


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