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Mark_h 26-10-12 10:44 AM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wideboy (Post 2790744)
I'm afraid you've lost me my good man.
Yo, banana boy
Poor Dan is in a droop

Dammit, I'm mad

Wideboy 26-10-12 12:08 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
I was quoting marilyn manson from boselecta



Hhhhooooowicked.....what hmm

Mark_h 26-10-12 12:31 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Rather than risk derailing your "my car's sad" thread to which I've hopefully already provided the correct answer :)

Just stick a long bendy stick with a rag on it up the exhaust. Keep pushing and wriggling and twisting it until it pops out of the air intake just behind the radiator. That should do it.

If you find it difficult, just add more speed. Easiest way is to get an assistant such as Jammy to hold the stick & rag device carefully aligned to the exhaust. Drive forward 30-40 feet, put it in reverse and floor it. If all goes well and everything lines up just right then the rag and stick should stall the engine just before you run Jammy over.

If the stopping bit runs a tad late, then Jiff and a new rag will wipe Jammy off the back of the car and you should start again with a more accurate assistant.

If you take the car with you on Saturday then Thunderace should have a whole clump of accurate assistants in his garden for the BBQ.

Happy to help.

PS, I've just had a thought given his diminutive stature perhaps you could just send Jammy up the exhaust with a head torch fitted like the old Victorian chimney sweeps. Really should have considered that first.

Fallout 26-10-12 12:47 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Hmmm.

Thunderace 26-10-12 01:02 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark_h (Post 2790790)
Rather than risk derailing your "my car's sad" thread to which I've hopefully already provided the correct answer :)

Just stick a long bendy stick with a rag on it up the exhaust. Keep pushing and wriggling and twisting it until it pops out of the air intake just behind the radiator. That should do it.

If you find it difficult, just add more speed. Easiest way is to get an assistant such as Jammy to hold the stick & rag device carefully aligned to the exhaust. Drive forward 30-40 feet, put it in reverse and floor it. If all goes well and everything lines up just right then the rag and stick should stall the engine just before you run Jammy over.

If the stopping bit runs a tad late, then Jiff and a new rag will wipe Jammy off the back of the car and you should start again with a more accurate assistant.

If you take the car with you on Saturday then Thunderace should have a whole clump of accurate assistants in his garden for the BBQ.

Happy to help.

PS, I've just had a thought given his diminutive stature perhaps you could just send Jammy up the exhaust with a head torch fitted like the old Victorian chimney sweeps. Really should have considered that first.
NURSE! NURSE! Dad is out of bed again!

Wideboy 26-10-12 01:52 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
How old is jammy? He seems like he's at that young supple age and just ripe!

Jammy do you like puppies?

Thunderace 26-10-12 02:49 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wideboy (Post 2790815)
How old is jammy? He seems like he's at that young supple age and just ripe!

Jammy do you like puppies?
Just tell him you've got sweeties and comic books in the back of your van!;)

Wideboy 26-10-12 05:28 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
What do you "tell him"? I have!

DJ123 30-10-12 09:34 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
well

Jammy 30-10-12 11:08 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
'How old is jammy? He seems like he's at that young supple age and just ripe!' ...maybe so, but im not being some peasant-like chimney sweep

And im 18 good sir

Wideboy 01-11-12 05:10 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
SV is MOT'ed

Fallout 01-11-12 05:21 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Whoop de whoop waaaaaaaahhh!

Wideboy 01-11-12 05:55 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
shall i tax it this year or in spring?

Thunderace 01-11-12 06:06 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
NOW!NOW!NOW!:mrgreen:

Wideboy 02-11-12 07:11 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
dear lord i believe that you are correct, I've forgotten what a fun bike it is to ride!

Fallout 02-11-12 09:28 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
I loved my SV. Need a greenlaner though.

Wideboy 02-11-12 10:05 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
buy another SV and mod it, without blowing my trumpet (snarf) mines probably one of the funnest bikes I've ridden, you can hang off it and ring the t!ts off it at the same time

Fallout 02-11-12 10:15 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
If it's your SV it'll be significantly gheyer than any other SV ever.

Spank86 02-11-12 11:11 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Why can't you do that to the ace?

Wideboy 02-11-12 11:27 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallout (Post 2793246)
If it's your SV it'll be significantly gheyer than any other SV ever.
at least its not a cut n' shunt
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spank86 (Post 2793265)
Why can't you do that to the ace?
because its tried to throw me off 3 times at snetterton

Thunderace 02-11-12 11:58 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Yep Si's beast is deffo a dog!:rolleyes:

The Ace tries to kill me every time I get on it![-o<

Wideboy 03-11-12 05:42 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
thats how you know your doing it correctly.

i think i'll tax it when i want to use it next, not bikes for me for at least 2 weeks

Wideboy 06-11-12 01:03 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Spike island are gone, probably gone bust.

Wideboy 13-11-12 04:02 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
You lot must actually be working. Even fallout.

It's quiet

Wideboy 13-11-12 04:03 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
You lot must actually be working. Even fallout.

It's quiet

Spank86 13-11-12 05:39 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Meh, nothing to say.

DJ123 13-11-12 07:05 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Nah, Fallout has probably been sleeping raking in all the money from the promo vid.

Mark_h 13-11-12 07:05 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
I think I may need a new battery on the mighty Epicuro. Deep cycling it got me two more months but it's not taking a charge again. Luckily Busters are doing one for £25 at the moment so could get one posted or nip to HG and collect one for £31. decisions decisions.

Has Thunderace packed his keyboard already, no senseless rants for days!

DJ123 13-11-12 07:07 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Some say he is now too busy to rant and that his bike is made from Lego. All we know is, he's called Thunderace

Tomor 13-11-12 07:22 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
what battery does it take mark?

Thunderace 13-11-12 08:14 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark_h (Post 2796992)
Has Thunderace packed his keyboard already, no senseless rants for days!
Oih! Ranting recommencing! Been up in Norfolk job interviewing and house shopping amongst other moving related activities!

The Idle Biker 13-11-12 09:58 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
are you going to be a farmer, Ace?

Thunderace 13-11-12 10:32 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
OH AR! I can't read and I can't write but I can drive a tractor!

Fallout 13-11-12 11:00 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2797122)
OH AR! I can't read and I can't write but I can drive a tractor!
You should get a job in the mechanized infantry then!

Wideboy 15-11-12 03:10 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
It's happened again...... silence!

Fallout 15-11-12 10:42 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Trust you to spoil it.

Wideboy 16-11-12 07:25 AM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
No on likes you and you live in a caravan, go away.

Wideboy 29-01-13 10:38 AM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Boring

Sir Trev 29-01-13 12:58 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Milling

Spank86 29-01-13 05:38 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Felting?


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