AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
Well it's about time someone started this thread.
I've heard so many funny comments at the AR, directly and indirectly, so lets hear your favourite ones. Mine were: 'You've done this before' - Quiff Richard to Mr VT when packing up the van so quickly 'Your dog has violated Stig' - Gruntygiggles after looking after our dogs while we were out on the rideout 'Your van is awesome, I think I just made a little sex wee' - Stretchie to Mr VT 'I don't know who to ask....but I want to feel what 5k worth of breasts is like' - Bear to myself and Mr VT 'I'm very drunk at the moment' (Understatement of the year!) - Paul the 6th 'I've been playing with her puppies all morning' - TLW to Grinch ...I'm sure I will think of some more throughout the day! |
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"Its hard work, being popular" - Widepants
"Ooo! Me Spine" - Widepants "Looking for hot gay guys in your area?" Girth and Widepants |
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Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum :D:cool:
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ok, really nice one from chris numbers at 4am when i was on my way to the loo "its the alpinestars, matt, i really love youuuu" thanks buddy :smt042 |
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''Has anyone met my wife?'' Paul6th when I walked out in my fancy dress.
Thanks Paul :smt055 |
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Girth - Bang! And the chair is gone! (As the inflatable chair vanishes into the dark from LeedsMatt kicking it.
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Stretchie - " I only gave you a kiss love"
Grunty - " yeah but you got me all wet" - Those that were around the table will know that grunty was referring to the rain rather than the excitement of the kiss, but a what a classic, and said so innocently too! |
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phil to Mrs T and I - " will you two shut up!"
Mrs T " No, im teaching your missis how to blow" (across the top of a bootle to make a flute type noise!) |
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'It would be a good death' - Bear suffocating with his head buried in my and Graciepants's chests
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own up to these if ur names not beside them
me going through bar on crutchs "thats very rude you could have the decency to go the long way round" SPIDY "you not dave preston your 20 years to young" bloke by fire after falling on my bad leg "shiit sorry mate" hovis "its ok mate i just did it when im dead he'll find you" GRUNTY GIGGLES " so you will be dave preston" me "lol what gave it away the crutches" gg " no the table full of beer and only you drinking it " more to come :) |
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Bears request to line six big boobs up and see if they worked like NEWTONS CRADLE
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You replied 'Ive been here since 7am' then something naughty I think..cant remember the exact wording hence I was unable to quote it in my original post. |
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I still don't know what you were all laughing at O:) |
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I remember that Dave.....but the best was reminding you of the night before.
To set the scene as no-one else was there, Viper kindly walked me to the toilets and while going through the gap in the trees, we were passed by Davepreston. Viper, "Nice Crutch" DP, " Uh, Thanks" It was classic. Apparently Viper couldn't think of anything to say.....hmmmm! |
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Another part of Bears briefing I forgot....
"Remember the Bear likes a struggle, if you go limp so does the Bear" or something close to that |
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Me to Spiderman - having been pillion with him - "Thanks for taking me"...DOH!
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but you didn't see me front flipping on the trampoline muhahaha!!! :lol: but it dont half forkin hurt now |
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at seeing Davenumbers trying out Paulsghey1000 and me riding Suzy up the field on Saturday morning
'hey Dizz, fancy a joust'!! holding a pair of crutches in the air :-) |
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i thought that was a great idea :)
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lolz, it would have ended in tears! but would have been a great photo
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as for quotes, i can't remember any specifically, but a few of the stories that dave preston came out with were quality ie. the one about practical jokes. |
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Rich T on sunday night to Spidey- "use the fluffer!"
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MrsT to Widepants on Sunday evening, "you're a c_ck" (after the third dodgy comment from the skinny britched one)
MrsT to me after Saturday's rideout "is that the furthest you've taken me over?" :D Phil 24_7 to me "we need more wood" Me to Phil 24_7 "speak for yourself" Sorry Kate - :D I don't think he heard me tbh. |
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Hovis to numerous people - "shut up you sl*g"
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Wideboy (looks over to Hovis standing next to him and spots beer in hand) - "Hovis - are you drinking my beer?!" Hovis "err" thinks for a second and then shrugs "yeah!" and wanders off |
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Can't remember who said this one to me but...
re: Mr VT being younger than me.... 'A girl should always hang on to her youth.....but not while he's driving' Own up, it might have been Grinch, Supervox, Soulkiss or Rictus |
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LOL! I should have known!!!
You will also be the one who said 'you're only as young as the man you feel' then! |
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i regret informing people of where my stash had been hidden :( |
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oooh more wideboy ones
"what have you done to my beer? my tounge is burning" :thumright: |
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I cant remember any specific quotes either but was rather amused at Wideboys confusion over his beer and demanded that Girth, Matt and whoever else (sorry Ive forgotten your names) try it and "check" it was ok :lol: |
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fshhhhhhhhbwaaaaaaap It was something like that anyway. 2 times: When I was marking the junction at the Eagle and all the bikes got stuck by the lights so they went 20 at a time (Gorgeous)... Following Scoobs and our bikes harmonising: sounded friggin' brilliant |
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Just remembered another one. Manxmatt to everyone who was in the tent shortly after he realised who i am....
"Dont talk to him, he's a mod!" "Did you know he's a mod?" "I can't believe he's a mod, dont to talk him" :lol: |
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