What I learned at AR12
It's always an education. I now know...
Never to make a bet on the weather, it'll come back to bite you on the arše. Think carefully before inviting your mother to an AR, she said she had a great time though. Dave Preston looks great in a sparkly bikini, but only when wearing it on his head. Burgers make you fart - according to Ricardo. Sally can advise you how to tie someone up. Stenno has some hot tattoos. GSXRs have a side stand, but using it when parking is optional. Treacle has never closely examined a badgers bum to see how rough it is, but suspected it wasn't as rough as he felt this morning. Verna looks superb with a pussy on her head. That lots of you would like to return to Essex for another event next year, not an AR, more an early summer get together. If you want it, we'll do it. So what did you learn this weekend? |
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I found out if i use my card more than 3 times in a pay at pump it wont work till the next day.(handy as the Volvo need filling up)
Oh and every one learnt a bit about The village near the barns, which claims England's largest village hall. lol |
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Crayola Costumes do come in XXXL :smt046
Triumph riders aren't all that bad...:tongue: Essex is not all blonde bimbo's :smt089 Asda £12 tents are rubbish, and I'm too fat for the £4 camping chair...which I broke the second time I sat on it...:mad: |
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LPH doesn't have a small green head & makes great cakes
Paul the 6th isn't Royalty Fallout thankfully doesn't ;) Spank, well i wasn't sure if i wanted to find out . . . . The Org really are, if not more, as friendly as they appear and drink a lot more than they say AR13 is a must 8) Thanks to all those that organised the weekend |
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SV handles well in mud :rolleyes:
All weather reports are rubbish. LPH keeps her words! |
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That gravity does indeed well very well, espically when one passes the point of no return!
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christopher - is a playa...
suzukigt380paul - has amazing eyebrows Supervox family - are one of the most interesting families on the planet Idle B@stard - the guy cracks me up "no laurie we've got to ride tomorrow, we're not having any more beer" laurie = "well we'll just have this bottle of red then" Soulkiss - like a good common house wine - fruity & £5.99 Ntec - RSV RSV RSV RSV RSV FWOAR Littlepeahead - teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini :smt050 Bluefish - shows his disapproval of being overtaken in a 40 limit, by overtaking you asap Treacle the marker - thanks for letting me past, here's a backfire as a treat bbadger - gangsta lean yo Sid Squid - A SCOOTER? keith_d - d'ya want some of this beef jerky? ARGH! The prestons - dave sleeps like a giant man baby and gemma has endless patience Devil Biccy - awesome at reversing caravans FG1 - is he a southernised northerner or a nothernised southerner? Hong - "I'm not crashing or falling off as much as I used to" Chrissy-Wissy8886 - where are my batteries?? You f**kers! SV Mad - the sweetest most sincere guy ever Rictus - "I asked the young girl on the ice cream counter to give me the kiss of life - I didn't tell her I breathe though my c**k" Stenno - basically fell out of GQ magazine.. super cool Stenno's +1 - ride's like the devil! A+++ Spiderman - literally the coolest man on the planet BBC - Still beautiful and crackers in equal measure - LUPO GTI JOYRIDE LESSONS AWESOMENESS Criggers - bromance number 1. Daddyjob - lurking and waiting with something funny to say Anna - "we only have one wheelie bin for all of the 12 people in our apartment, but it gets emptied every day" - such a colourful character ;) PyroUK - Can I sleep in your van with you? Fallout - bromance number 2 Spank86 - just an all round nice guy Messie - she can really handle it.... didn't think bandit 1200's could do those kind of things Metalmonkey - LMFAO. So yeah... that's about it I reckon. To anyone who I didn't get to talk to properly - sorry, come and find me next year. Or just avoid me again :) |
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I learnt not to trust daddy jobs navigational ability unless you'd prefer finding an adventure rather than a route to where you want to go... So he'll be leading every local ride out from now on.
I also learnt that the lot of you are the friendliest, most welcoming people I'm ever likely to meet and that I definitely need knee sliders and lots of riding practice before AR13! |
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I learnt the following indisputable facts:
Badger! Top lad. I posted something completely different here before, but SuperVox had to edit it out. I wonder if anyone can guess what I mentioned?! Either way, awesome bloke! SVMad. Such a shame this dude is leaving the country for three years, because he is a top lad with a good sense of humour and a most importantly of all, a loose wallet. I can't imagine how much money I will waste over the next 3 ARs without him around to offer me drinks every 5 minutes. Maybe write me an IOU Chris?!? PyroUK. Another quality gent. Doesn't know the difference between a broken clutch and a poorly adjusted one (don't worry, neither do I). Can go toe to toe with me on food consumption and win! T-bone next time dude? 2 each!! Criggers. Despite being only 3 or 4 years old, a thoroughly awesome bloke. A few fun bits of lunacy had on the ride out and I'm sure there will be more to come, especially if we can get you down to the guildford massive rideouts. Still owes me two fags!! His helmet looks good in Daddyjobs trolley. Paul the 6th. My new best friend perhaps? My only fear is that he won't reciprocate my love ... so I'm holding back before I let the emotion out. I think he's perhaps too popular to love just one man, so I may have to kill everyone else in the whole world. Likes to dress up like a Klu Klux Krayon. Needs to service his van. Messi. I thought you were a man on the forum (who knows why!), turns out you're a lovely lady. I only exchanged a few words with you, but I can tell you're a top lady. Looking forward to chatting more next AR. SoulKiss. Now I get him! After a few bits of banter on the forum, it all makes sense when I talk to him in person. One of those personalities that is too complex to be portrayed by the medium of text. Good bloke! SuperVox. Top bloke. Sound and chilled out despite the effort required to get things organised and keep it all running. Thanks for organising it and we all had fun fighting with your nippers! :) Pah. Met loads of other good people. Too many to list and comment on. Everyone made it an awesome experience and looking forward to more in AR13. :) |
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Errrm, the thread title is "What I learned at AR12", not "Please blow sunshine up the rrssss of everyone you met at AR12" ;-)
Glad you all had a good time. :) |
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Other things I learned:
Falling asleep after lunch is perfectly acceptable at my age, but perhaps I shouldn't do this on my husband's bike at 60mph. Tents and sleeping bags grow once used. Not one of those tents or sleeping bags I brought will go back into the stuffa sack it came in. AR is smelly. Everything I own, including my car and top box, stinks of beer, smoke and chips. And it's now permeated the house too. Achilles debridement (taking it off and stitching it back on again) and that much walking, running about and riding do not mix. I can't walk today. Men generally like cake, big lumps of grilled meat, motorcycles and boobies. (Apart from Ralph, who likes to stay at home on AR weekend and knit jumpers for small lost dogs while watching the Antiques Roadshow, he just can't handle the love like the rest of us.) |
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I'm not telling what I learned ;) :)
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http://www.brotips.com/1200 - read the rulez plz :razz:
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That fire bowl was a birthday present to Stuart, bought mostly to stop him interfering with the BBQ which ususally resulted in it going out. It's one of the best presents I've boght him and keeps the boys amused at every get together. But if he doesn't stop playing with the ipad he got for this year's birthday and do his housework chores he may find 2 of his birthday presents combining to form a melted plasticky mess.
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If any one wants some wood .i have locations round Essex with bits that need using.
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What I've learnt is:
-SV650.org once again proved itself to be a great bunch of people -Rictus once again surprised us at different locations. Is he Gordon Flash or something? -Burgman 400 can stay in your mirrors much longer than I expected -When one wears an orange bib it makes people get out of ones way (only had it for a moment but I liked it:)) -BMW R1200GS is really comfy to ride (thanks to BBadger) but I'm not a bavarian convert yet -Sleeping bags that fold into a tiny package don't keep you warm at night -I can eat 4 sausage and bacon sandwiches for breakfast and still be hungry -Hitting a cat's eye with sliders can be rather unpleasant -Molesting Rictus for a coffee in the morning might require one to go and get some water but I don't mind (but I do need to invest in more make-camping-easier equipment) and finally last but not least: -I am looking forward to AR13 Thanks for a great time to everyone. Each end every person that made it there made it special. |
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Anyway Sal, you are the Teacer, so you are meant to educate us and ensure we learn from you. (So what type of knots do you recommend?) |
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To never ever let Paul 6th take my mobile phone while I am talking to my 17 year old Daughter. That Aspalls Cider tastes great but does your guts in. That it's really hard to take a cr@p when you can't pull your leathers down much below the knee. That Sid Squid is ruder and funnier than I thought, he dry humped my bike for far too long, we should worry about him.;-) That busy bodies that build scarecrow traffic policemen with cardboard box speed guns and put them on the roadside really wind me up and I want to bash them. That I need to chill out more about busy bodies and scarecrows. That I am really easy to please, beer, bikes, dry roads, good company - that'll do for me. |
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I've got plans for that scarecrow. If he's still there come AR13 I'm going to bungee him to my bike and bring him to wherever we end up.
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That scarecrow is definately somebody taking their job way too seriously. I stopped to get a picture on my way in to the AR and it is a female copper that lives there. Also, her number plate, from what I remember was along the lines of XXX TSG, (X being non descript) which I am sure all the old folk will remember from a few years ago.
Definately a copper that is never off duty. http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...g?t=1339432586 |
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So what I learnt... i) Despite probably appearing as an unsociable b'stard I'm petrified of large gatherings and speaking to people for the first time (yeah ok I already knew this) but I appologise for not speaking to more of you. ii) Essex has some fantastic roads! iii) You're all a bunch of lovely people who I hope to see again next year! Oh and I know how to make an entrance and hold my bike up in mud, just about :mrgreen: |
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When you said "Where abouts do you live?" And she said "Surrey" and you said "what are you apologising for", I nearly wet myself. Funny fecker :) |
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Fallout - I said hello in person on Friday evening!!!
Many things have been said about me, but usually people recognise that I'm female (gawd knows why) |
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southerners still cant drink some orgers have lovely boobies strangely i do miss some of you heathen barstewards the rest of the year newbies are really fun to scare/ insult/ get to know ar's are more fun with a megaphone claire does pay her debts cake is good at 4am i am going to have to visit some more orgers thru out the year |
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still may be so naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Preston, you're big but about as scary as chihuahua puppy wearing a kitten outfit. Ian was probably just worried that you were going to try to wear his girlfrend's lingerie on your head. |
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...Im sorry I didnt get to speak to you guys more. |
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Anna who?
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I think Anna should invite us all over there for AR next year.
Dave Preston can then say it's practically France. |
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Well that would mean a bit of a shift in the current trend of the AR, the rideout would be the trip you take to get to me through the North of Spain. (They are amazing roads though)
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I can't see any problems with a foreign AR at all.. If BSB are having a round outside of the UK then why not us? I volunteer clare/messie/jonathon to do it again seeing as they did such a cracking job.
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