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right if i have to drag my a5re down to what is practical france and be surronded by them babysham drinking towie brained lot, why the feck arent you

i see some notable names missing from that list to which im not happy about
electro, speedplay ffs even scoobs aint on there

so i insist on a proper complete reason on your non attendance or suitable recompence shall be dealt


tim wilky will be getting a personal interogation in the next few days

and i warn you these best be good

begin

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Dodged a bullet here... XD

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I'm travelling to what is the equivalent of Southern Spain from here!

Preston more or less London to me

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SP will be washing his hair that day ;)

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mmmmm, tempted. Can you take motorbikes on the train? :-)

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I can't be bothered and I don't like anybody, that's it.

Oh and I'm probably doing the ww1 sites in northern France / Belgium that weekend.

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ridiculous fuel prices and a very thirsty bike :(

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Ness

I'd think of a better one!

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I dont ride futher than a ball the ball of string allows. I dont know anyone , its far away. take ya pick lol

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Mother is not well, it is her birthday that weekend. I get the feeling it may well be her last.

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:(

best i got.. :smt019

i'm washing my hair?? annual bath? :)

maybe i'll end up doing what i did last year and change my mind the day before and end up going... :rolleyes:

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i'll be on the isle of man, sorry but there's no competition ;)

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It's too close to the wife's due date.

I can't fit a newborn in the top box.
Well I can fit one in but there'd be no room for beer.

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thought you werent going? :(

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Good one!
I'm also over on that fair isle in July so need to be a bit Yorkshire'ish for a month

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What's the point of going there, if there's no competition ;)

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Special VIP invitation for the Baron :p

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i was a bit gutted and nearly crying as work got in the way, so now popping over as foot passenger, not going for the week and not taking the bikes. but at least i can still go

i thought you were out because of you hip? sorry im out of touch and busy, i dont keep in contact with anyone anymore lol

well i was going to send a postcard but now i'm not sure ;)

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Metallica are playing in a field in Donnington and are doing the "Black" Album in it`s entirety ..... along with a few more bands .

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Jesus Christ, that's the best reason I've seen so far... for being in Essex instead

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Found out you were going Dave so thought better of it :smt040

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I would have to disagree :smt064

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Too much going on in or around that time that the chances of me having that weekend free are pretty much zero... but I said that last year and still made it.

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What's an AR?








:joker:

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I'm note able?!
And when was the last AR I went to...?

Probably ;)

Actually...

I was thinking of coming down.
Going to be bringing the bike on the trailer though as I can't be bothered to load all the luggage on the bike.

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why am I to get a "personal interrogation"?

Does this mean dark hood and stress position. Or knowing Dave something more personal and stressful like opening my brandy bottle and watching him pour coke with it.

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In to minds to be honest. If I do will be in the car.

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been there before..

cant get gravy or mushy peas.

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How about a babbies yed? No point going if there is no real food

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I have two excuses, I'll be on a ferry to France to go cycling in the Alps and if that hadn't been the only weekend all my bike buddies could do, then I would be attending a wedding. Essex comes a poor third this time. :)

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I get both in my local chippie :-)

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I'm hanging round with a bunch of sweaty, unwashed men in a field.

Ha, tricked you! You thought that meant I'll be in Essex didn't you?

If I wasn't going to Download I wouldn't be there anyway. Last year I met a horrendous lanky Irish fella whom I really didn't like and am keen to avoid. I think it was swigging from his bottle that gave me hepatitis :( and scabies :( and rabies :( and babies :(.

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I am going to plant an anthrax bomb at Download and then the bands will be forced to relocate to Essex thus solving the music problem.

Can't believe that Keith Flint, from Essex, and a keen rider of motorbicycles is instead going to download too. I know he's headlining, but that's no excuse.

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You lot are so going to miss LPH party pice.
And no pic's are allowed out.

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Don't need an excuse, if I just don't fancy going I won't go. I'll decide nearer the time.

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Anthrax eh...

http://youtu.be/zlLn0UicWrM

They're playing download also ;)

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And their faces when you ask for a butty! :rolleyes::p

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and batter :smt040

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If you're telling me I can't get a deep-fried battered pickled egg on demand, then the whole county is a write-off

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Sadly, this years AR clashes with the family holiday. Bugger.



That is all.