When Bosses Wives ATTACK!!!
 

So its been an interesting few months.

Here we were thinking we'd just landed the perfect job in the perfect place. Reality turned out to be a little bit different.

THE BOSSES WIFE IS A CRAZY PSYCHO MENTAL CASE!

...Which has made things nothing less than... disturbing!.

it turns out that we lasted precisely 3 days longer than the previous couple that worked here. They've already hired and ****ed off another couple so they'll be leaving soon too.

Not a week ago we got it in writing that we have to leave by the end of the month. Yesterday, that changed to Friday!

Now bear in mind we live in the middle of nowhere in Northern BC so finding a moving truck, storage for the furniture, hotel and house to move into is a bit of a challenge at the best of time! Now try and do it in three days! :-))

The Irony? I've already got a better job, with a visa, and we've found a house and storage and even a free cabin on a lake to stay in while our new house is altered for the 1st September.

How? Because from the 4th day of being here we'd already decided we needed an exit strategy and had the perfect one already in place because we know some FANTASTIC people up here now.

How bad does a dream job have to be when you decide to get out on day 4? :-)

... so good riddance to the mental cases, Hello even better life in paradise! :-) I just feel sorry for the other two workers, they haven't quite saved enough to quit yet. Staff turnover? 10 in two and a half years. :-)

Onwards and upwards!
C

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Blimey!

At least you have a get out strategy!

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Details man, details...

She sounds cuckoo :cyclopsani:

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Too many to list here (But list made none the less in case she stalks us like she's (still) stalking the last couple,Who incidentally, she's decided, and is telling everyone, are crack cocaine addicts! That's why they went to town three times a week. It had nothing to do with them having 5 young kids and needing nappies, milk, doctors etc!)

And she's going to call their new employers and tell them. That's nice of her isn't it!?

For us, it started right after arrival. A three day 1006 mile epic in a van with our belongings. We arrived and our proposed house wasn't even on site. It was still on order... for 8 weeks... so we'd have to share a 3 bedroom apartment with the boss and his wife, a German guy (who it turns out is the boss's best friend for 30 years and has also quit!). Now she knew we were coming with a 5lb Yorkshire terrier called Mackie. But suddenly, on arrival, Mackie wont be able to stay with us in the apartment because the boss is allergic to dogs! Really? And he owns 11 LABRADORS! So the dog has to sleep in the barn. There's two feet of snow outside, its minus 15 degrees and the dog weighs 5lbs. We can't turn the (free, log fired) heating on in the barn either because the cases of wine they have in there can't be heated! So the poor dog had to sleep in a barn, away from us for 6 WEEKS until the house arrived!

And so the stage was set. :-)

So there's all of us in a 3 bedroom apartment and after three days the boss leaves, having given me instructions of what he'd like done while he's away.

So being keen and new I set out on Sunday morning to start chopping some of the tag alder down where out new house is going. The chain saw had no sooner started than the bosses wife arrived! And it turns out she says i cant to that, or use a chain saw, or work on a Sunday (oh how THAT would change!) and we should call her husband to check I could use the chainsaw, was cutting the right trees, was allowed to work Sundays and generally be allowed to breath.

and it continued... for weeks. Every single waking moment was monitored, noted, the boss was called and informed and the boss would then call to tell us off for doing just the thing we''d been informed by him to do!

and then it escalated. She'd rearrange everything in a shared fridge and take the names off everything to cause stress. and grass up that stress the the boss... and generally stir as much **** as she could possible cause.

Jump forward about 3000 incidents of everything I did, or thought, being wrong...

I think the final straw was when, having googled me, in the search for something on me, she failed to find anything and used something from my own web site 5 years earlier but with a few things tippexed out for dramatic effect to try and whip up a problem. It, not surprisingly, failed. So she hacked my work computer, logged into my facebook and read my private messaged to friends to get something

and of course, by this time I'd called her a "crazy B1tch"in describing her actions to a friend. But obviously she couldn't tell her husband I'd called her that because I would lead to the conversation "well why does he think you''re a crazy b1tch?"So she changed it to "fat cow" and added in another member of staff who I also called it for a bit of weight and effect.'Except neither of them are fat so it was probably not the best choice of alteration! ;-)

She then told her husband!

... WHO DIDNT SEEM TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HIS WIFE HACKING MY FACEBOOK FOR DIRT ON ME!

Goodbye crazy people! you'll not be missed! :-)

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Wow! Just wow!

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Well, can only hope that your replacement is enough of a fruitcake that they go psycho on them and make a hat out of their genitals or something!

Kudos for your exit strategy not involving knocking anyone's teeth down their throat!

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What monkey hint said.

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That's what living out in the hills does to ya!

Good job in getting out of that situation

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Awww, shame this hadn't come to light sooner. We could have all sent you facebook PMs that would have totally twisted her melon!

Freakin Weirdo!!

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it's not too late, whats their web address and email. I can forsee a coach full of student nurses from Gilford booking holidays. :)

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Hehe an entertaining read in the morning, cheers Carl :-P Glad you've got out, poor Mackie though, being banished to the barn! You could have smuggled the little mite in, along with all 11 labradors and let them run riot in the kitchen: Labradors + food = carnage. "Oh how did they get in and why isn't my boss in anaphylactic shock from his "allergy"?"

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Wow, now that was not what I expected to read this morning! I first thought you might be promoting some insane new reality TV show :)

Good on you for getting out of there!

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Names, addresses... etc...

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Too right.I fear the job was too good to be true and so it turned out.Hard to forsee the nutcase factor though.:smt083

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You should have gotten her to put the 'evidence' on paper, then get her charged with whatever Computer Misuse Act you have. That would teach her.

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Ffs, how did you not flip and kill the bitch? I'm not a particularly violent man but god I would've freaked out long before then, you sir have the patients of a saint.

I'd report it to the local authorities tbh mate, might not achieve anything but if there's a murder later on there, at least it's on record that she's a crazy bitch.

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Look at it this way, you've left, he's still married to her. I'd say that's a win on your side.

Jambo

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What YC said.
So where to now B?

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that's very very disturbing and one step close to becoming a potential murderer. she needs help and for the safety of others i would inform the authority's. she is unstable. she is on a power trip that could end badly.

your best well out of it.

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Thought this was going to be something from Readers Wives or similar!

Sounds like a proper fruit cake, think I may have had an unfortunate accident with the chainsaw, good on ya for keeping sane!

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Sad news Carl, as you say dream job, am I glad I did'nt take up the opportunity to join a party with "Bloke rods" ohhh yes!!!!!!!!
As a side, has this years run started and is it as big as anticipated??
Good luck with the new venture, keep smiling.

John

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We're not out till Friday so I'm still being Sweetness and light. Once we're gone and I have my last expenses cheque in he bank and cleared, things might be different. ;-)

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Bloody hell mate! I'm not sure I would have been using that saw to cut trees down by the end of that.


Sent via Crayola using the black crayon.

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Glad you're escaping, and not going to prison, she's nucking futz.
I would have went mental when she started the hacking.

Best of luck on the new job. :thumbsup:

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

It gets better! Because the boss had to leave, a bloke called Doug showed up about a week ago! Really nice bloke. One of those blokes you get on with as soon as you meet him. We've had some good chats this week. Smashing guy.

Turns out he's here as a "bodyguard" for the bosses wife in case I try anything because she's told him so many bad things about us!!!

Hooohahahahaha! Pick me up off the floor! Her certainly got his money for nothing! I wonder what he's going to tell the boss when he shows up tomorrow? :-) That she's certifiable and needs locking up? :-)

Because he's now completely aware of how bad she is because she can't help herself and grassed *him* up to the boss! He almost walked off site today! :-)

More news soon! ;-)

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She's beyond a crazy ass bitch now, she needs to get help before something bad happens.

Get out of there ASAP dude.

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Carl... It would take weeks before they found the body, you've got bears and stuff out there accidents happen... just saying.

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How big are them trees? I'm sure one could accidentally fall on her while you are working and she is "supervising" you!

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You've got plenty bears about that way haven't you? ;)

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Ding ding ding!! :smt032

That is a jem of a one. Now how many chainsaws is there in the lock-up? ;)

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For those of us who don't know you, can you give us a low down on the job and why/when etc. you moved there? Would give me background on the 'dream' and put the crazy into perspective?

There's definitely something that needs to be done. It sounds terrible to think another couple could move out there expecting some amazing job just to find misery.

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I would have left some easy to find message on the computer detailing the mass murder of a previous nosey boss and family.

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Ahahaha at the bodyguard walking off site. I am astounded that the boss hasn't realised at least slightly what is happening. I mean is he thinking "I don't get it, why am I so bad and finding good employees. They all seem real nice in the interviews and great references and they all turn out to be drug addled, ax-wielding sociopaths"

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Clunkin... he's perfectly aware that shes totally bat**** crazy, thats why he goes on all these trips away!

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She must be amazing in bed.

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No names please. I have plans for the future and don't need google to find this.. yet!

Moving out tomorrow so once we're in the hotel, I can post again! :-)

C

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I've googled this before YC removed the name, I found your name mentioned Carl lol :cool:

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The batsh1t crazy ones always are. I have a long history of dating nutters for this very reason.

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and restraining orders