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Farting and then pretending it's something in the bin that smells.
"anyone smell that odd smell" *checks bin* "someone want to open the window?"

Hmm, you mean that smell of farts I haven't noticed in the 3 hours you weren't here? ;)

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:lol: I'm going to use that!

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Picking your nose and flicking the results over the desk divider to your 'busy' colleague...if your lucky, you might even be able to hear the 'pitter-patter' as the offending missile hurls itself across said colleague's work notes.

Nice.

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Haha I don't work in an office, not my thing really at the moment......but when some lets rip all best to blame someone else.

i heard I will be doing some office based stuff based next year, the amount of time that I have do it will be cut down. I'm looking foward to doing it as I will learn useful stuff, the fact its less time is also good, but I could also request more time if I wanted too.

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...whistling...

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i finished school years ago

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Having a very loud argument with someone on the phone in a deathly silent office!

Sitting there with your Mp3 Player on nice and loud. Well, they say you cant do it on the train or the bus any more :)

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A few for the girls ;)

1. Taking your shoes off. Yes we can smell your feet.
2. Turning the air con off in summer. Us boyos need to wear a shirt & tie, so if you're cold in a skimpy top; put a proper top on.

And boys

1. Not shower (especially for the IT guys here ;))
2. Use the fact you're the boss to be pervy

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Sh@g the secretary.

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you don't need to be a boss to do that..

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Listening to music wearing oversized 70's style cans, whilst providing an 'interesting' accompaniment of noisey nasal breathing.

For added effect bop you head about and occaisionally tap out the rhythm on you desk.

Oh, and eat monkey nuts at the same time.

Yes. Monkey nuts. Sheesh.

*rustle rustle*
*Crack crunch*
*Chomp chomp*
And repeat...

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Do you sit opposite me?

Dan