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lukemillar 02-07-08 07:56 AM

Best. film. ever.
 
I had forgotten how great this was! :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xPmiRp0SrI

Enjoy!

SoulKiss 02-07-08 08:00 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Might have to stick Torque on my Media Player and take it to the AR :)

That and Wild Hogs :)

plowsie 02-07-08 08:06 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Bad boys 2!


That is all you need to know, mods can lock this as I have solved it.

gettin2dizzy 02-07-08 08:08 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Watched Deliverance last week. Genius :)

thor 02-07-08 08:09 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Torque - that was funny!

nakedblue650 02-07-08 08:13 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
http://i21.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/c2/2c/b5f4_1.JPG


He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy, now.............

nb650

plowsie 02-07-08 08:16 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
The funny thing about the fight scene is, stick ya finger on the kill switch love, she won't know whats going on, she's blonde!

DanAbnormal 02-07-08 09:03 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Torque?!? That was a pretty bad film. They couldn't even get the bike noises right. I can't beleive I paid to see that at the cinema. Gah!

BernardBikerchick 02-07-08 09:12 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lukemillar (Post 1555232)
I had forgotten how great this was! :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xPmiRp0SrI

Enjoy!


its a BLOKEFLICK !!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

dizzyblonde 02-07-08 09:17 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
with all that jiggling of knives, wouldn't it have just been easier to have shoved it in her rear tyre and have done with it

Jayneflakes 02-07-08 09:44 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DanAbnormal (Post 1555328)
Torque?!? That was a pretty bad film. They couldn't even get the bike noises right. I can't beleive I paid to see that at the cinema. Gah!

I bought the DVD for cheap in ASDA having not seen the film and then regretted spending £3 on it...

It really was utter old mans pants, with added skid marks! :sick:

I saw another film that had biker gangs on Sports bikes with Lawrence Fishbyrne, now that was rubbish, but still for comedy value it was a giggle.

As for Wild Hogs... I saw that with the person who just after became my ex. I need say no more...:smt013

sinbad 02-07-08 09:58 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
The best part is the way the two bikes are totally motionless on the trailer for the close-ups. It's so funny, what must the producer/director be thinking? "Let's make no effort at all to make it look like they're still riding the bikes".

The advances in film making- they tried harder in this! :) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9NAi6feAMOs

ThEGr33k 02-07-08 10:03 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Its the banging fron wheels mid air that does me. WTF!? Complete crap.

+ the whole film an SP sounds like an IL4 !!

gettin2dizzy 02-07-08 10:11 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Hehe. You want to see 'Freebird' if you want a terrible bike movie ;)

thor 02-07-08 10:21 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Torque is misunderstood. I laughed so hard watching that.

However, perhaps that isn't what the director intended...

Ceri JC 02-07-08 11:09 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Quality product placement in that clip! Hilarious film.

Warthog 02-07-08 12:32 PM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
That film looks TERRIBLE.

SoulKiss 02-07-08 12:51 PM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Warthog (Post 1555645)
That film looks TERRIBLE.

Dont judge before you see it.

It actually rates as Abysmal :)

jambo 02-07-08 02:29 PM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulKiss (Post 1555667)
Dont judge before you see it.

It actually rates as Abysmal :)

I actually watched it a couple of years ago. I was ill at home alone and it was the only unwatched DVD in the rack. With my brain addled with man-flu and lemsip, it was still horrific.

I should have just carried on watching Trisha....

lukemillar 03-07-08 12:42 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thor (Post 1555470)
Torque is misunderstood. I laughed so hard watching that.

However, perhaps that isn't what the director intended...

Exactly! My tongue was firmly in my cheek when I said it was great! If you are taking this film seriously, then you probably won't enjoy it!

Check out Shoot Em Up! Less bike action but even more kick-ass than Torque

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDQgF...eature=related

muffles 03-07-08 08:05 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lukemillar (Post 1556448)
Exactly! My tongue was firmly in my cheek when I said it was great! If you are taking this film seriously, then you probably won't enjoy it!

Check out Shoot Em Up! Less bike action but even more kick-ass than Torque

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDQgF...eature=related

:smt043

I can't stop laughing at either of those scenes, do the directors really think they are believable?!

lukemillar 04-07-08 04:23 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by muffles (Post 1556542)
:smt043

I can't stop laughing at either of those scenes, do the directors really think they are believable?!

I don't think that is the point! Just kick-ass action!

Watch Shoot Em Up! I haven't enjoyed a film that much for ages!

muffles 04-07-08 05:26 AM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lukemillar (Post 1557828)
I don't think that is the point! Just kick-ass action!

Watch Shoot Em Up! I haven't enjoyed a film that much for ages!

I might just have to watch both these films for the comedy effect! But seriously, I know they are just meant to be action, but they have to be believable to a degree, they have seriously bent the laws of physics...they might as well have the actors morph into pink elephants and have a memory competition as it'd be just as believable! :smt043

svpilot 04-07-08 12:29 PM

Re: Best. film. ever.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ceri JC (Post 1555544)
Quality product placement in that clip! Hilarious film.

It's clever how they place the ads in such a subtle way :lol:


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