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missyburd 01-06-09 11:15 PM

Unusual wakeup calls
 
Ok so this morning after going to bed late I was very rudely awakened by what felt like something walking over my face... I jumped out of sleep and turned over pulling the covers up in one swift movement while going "AARRGH"...sure enough it turned out to be a fly that continued to pester me :smt011 I couldn't get back to sleep after that so I opened the curtains to attract it to the window and, yes, I ceased it's horrible filthy little life, the nasty dipteran... I then managed to get another couple of hours snoozing in thankfully :rambo:


Got me thinking though, have you ever experienced any unexpected wakeup calls? That includes pranks by so-called "mates" :smile:



Oh and before someone tells me what a hovel I must live in to have flies in my room, my window had been open during the night :-P

Shellywoozle 01-06-09 11:21 PM

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My worst wake up call, I went on an outward bound week in Wales when I started work, think I was 17. Went with 20 blokes and 1 bird. We had a day trek to this field were we camped. The first person to fall asleep got covered in jam and guess who fell asleep first ............. yup me.

I woke up to a cow licking the jam off my face :( was horrid

zobers 01-06-09 11:24 PM

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I was woken up from a nap sunbathing by the swimming pool by being pushed into it :( Not a good feeling.

DaveP 01-06-09 11:29 PM

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Two fingers in the back from the old bill when i decided that a bench would do me for the night after a sherbet too many.

Thats happened twice actually.

Dave

Quiff Wichard 01-06-09 11:32 PM

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A frog down me pants.




never goin youth hosteling in provence again....:rambo:

missyburd 01-06-09 11:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle (Post 1927705)
I woke up to a cow licking the jam off my face :( was horrid

Can't have been that bad, you could have subconsciously thought it was a fella ;):p

Quote:

Originally Posted by zobers (Post 1927706)
I was woken up from a nap sunbathing by the swimming pool by being pushed into it :( Not a good feeling.

That sounds horrible and judging by my fear of deep water I don't think I'd be too happy either :(

Jamiebridges123 02-06-09 12:23 AM

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Normally i'm woken up by those birds that go..

coo-coo coo....... COO COO... coo..coo coo....

I'm like RAWJRHEJRGEHHHHHHHHH

missyburd 02-06-09 12:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamiebridges123 (Post 1927734)
Normally i'm woken up by those birds that go..

coo-coo coo....... COO COO... coo..coo coo....

I'm like RAWJRHEJRGEHHHHHHHHH

Ahh the woodpigeon..or possibly collared dove, difficult to tell from your description :smt043

Jamiebridges123 02-06-09 12:57 AM

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Haha. :p

Idk what it is but it's bloody annoying! Right at sunrise, or around 6am right through to about 10... I'm like...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUU

missyburd 02-06-09 01:04 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamiebridges123 (Post 1927741)
Haha. :p

Idk what it is but it's bloody annoying! Right at sunrise, or around 6am right through to about 10... I'm like...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUU

Get some better windows then, birds have been singing at that time of the morning for quite a while now, get some earplugs and stop moaning ya big wuss :-P

[english lesson]And if idk means i don't care which i know it's meant to, please note care begins with a "c" [/english lesson] ;-)

Jamiebridges123 02-06-09 01:16 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 1927745)
Get some better windows then, birds have been singing at that time of the morning for quite a while now, get some earplugs and stop moaning ya big wuss :-P

[english lesson]And if idk means i don't care which i know it's meant to, please note care begins with a "c" [/english lesson] ;-)

Idk means "I don't know".

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I should try sleeping with my plugs in... not sure which ones to use though! Maybe the crappy ones that keep falling out with my lid on! :D

We have double glazing hahaha :D But i guess with the weather like this... well, gotta have some windows open.. then again... open the windows... = hot air comes in... keep them shut...= my pc microwaves the room and i end up just turbocharging hot air into my face..

Anyway i'm going off topic...

I'ma take a big shotgun... that'll get rid of them! :D

missyburd 02-06-09 01:17 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamiebridges123 (Post 1927749)

I'ma take a big shotgun... that'll get rid of them! :D

Oops my mistake, I humbly apologise...however my comment about you being a moaning minnie still stands ;-)

Some people shoot woodpigeon, they're classed as vermin in some places...

Jamiebridges123 02-06-09 01:24 AM

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You better humbly appologise! ;)

If I had a gun i'd bloody well try shooting them! just more complaints about noise from the neighbours! :rolleyes:

Moaning minnie i will humbly accept. :D Seriously though the bloody birds get on my tits!

I'll get my coat! :takeabow:

Lissa 02-06-09 05:22 AM

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I was once woken up by my dog trying to claw his way through the kitchen door because he'd set the cooker on fire!

Not the nicest thing at 3am! :D

Miss Alpinestarhero 02-06-09 08:07 AM

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Im usually woken up by my cat trampling over my head at around 3/4am because he either wants feeding or wants to go out :rolleyes:. If that doesnt work (I sometimes keep my eyes firmly shut and ignore him in the hope he'l go away :lol:), he'l sit on my chest and tap my face with his paw ever so gently :rolleyes:

Maria

Paws 02-06-09 08:08 AM

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i got woken up at 5.30am by next doors african grey parrots in their aviery

timwilky 02-06-09 08:21 AM

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You don't want this local wake up

plowsie 02-06-09 08:31 AM

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Me and a few workmates woke one of our workmates up by waxing his eyebrow :lol:

missyburd 02-06-09 09:11 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by timwilky (Post 1927836)

"I sleep covered up to my eyes now, I don't let any part of me leave the duvet" Right yeah because a snake would find it exceedingly difficult to wriggle under a duvet cover :rolleyes:
Quote:

Originally Posted by plowsie (Post 1927845)
Me and a few workmates woke one of our workmates up by waxing his eyebrow :lol:

Owwwwww! Meanies :smt043

ophic 02-06-09 11:00 AM

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usually get woken up by a slobbery mastiff slobbering slobberingly over my now slobber-covered face. But fortunately when Miss Ophic is there, he prefers to do it to her :D

metalmonkey 02-06-09 11:09 AM

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When I was at summer camp we had this kid that would never get out of bed, would always be last out. So everyone esle tried everything (top bunk, so couldn't yank of bed) So one morining a leant over the wall dividng our bunks, I then did my best Jim Carey impression.

I can kinda screamed, made some noise ect; needless to say he woke up screaming took one look at me and legged it:lol: Everyone fell about laughing. Was something like a scence from Malcome in the Middle.

Another guy whilst he was alseep was carried out in his bed, he cubbie was put next to his bed on the Tennis Court! That was funny he was stood their in his boxers:smt043no i didn't do that one.

Also reversing the tent is awesome. Much fun can be had watching the result.

Biker Biggles 02-06-09 11:11 AM

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Two Spaniels playing "Lets see how far we can stick our tongues in his mouth".
That wakes me up.

ophic 02-06-09 11:12 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Biker Biggles (Post 1928022)
Two Spaniels playing "Lets see how far we can stick our tongues in his mouth".
That wakes me up.

do you make the obligatory "pah pah pah" noise as you come round?

Biker Biggles 02-06-09 11:18 AM

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I try not to make too much fuss as it only encourages them.

punyXpress 02-06-09 12:53 PM

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After a 40-hour drive from Sicily to Surrey, finally hit the sack only to be woken 20 minutes later by a wagtail helping itself to grit from the flat roof above my head.
Sounded & felt like . . . :smt021 ( the one on the left is me ! )

Jordy 02-06-09 01:06 PM

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On the way back from Thruxton on the minibus, woke my mate up with his own air horn that he bought up there, his head almost hit the roof hahaha.

I have had cats walk over my face and lightly paw or claw my face.

In spain I was sleeping out on the balcony for the night and got woken by what I hope was water from the balcony above.

Dog jumping up on my balls, dog barking.

Sally 02-06-09 01:06 PM

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Being slapped with a pizza.
Not nice :p

plowsie 02-06-09 01:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by saoralba (Post 1928181)
Being slapped with a pizza.
Not nice :p

Wet gammon, or haddock is worse!

maviczap 02-06-09 02:57 PM

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3. come to mind.

1. Once after getting smashed on cider after a beach party, I went to sleep in the midddle of a field in my sleeping bag. I awoke to find the front wheel of a Triumph Boneville inches from my nose.

2. Woken at about 3am by an Oscar Bravo who I'd known when he worked for our mob. He wanted to know if I was missing my Honda H100, trouble was I'd sold it to a mate who hadn't reregistered it, and it had been stolen from my mates drive!

3. Whilst working afloat me and my colleagues were woken at about 2am by the skipper, as some knob had cast our lines off and set our ship adrift. luckily the stern line had gone taut enough in the current, so we were still connected to the quay and we were able to get back alongside. This happened on Christmas morning at about 2am! I opened a present from my sister. One bloke didn't even wake up, even though we fired up the main engines 2 x V12 paxman diesels!

-Ralph- 02-06-09 09:45 PM

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Best one was was an over inquistive cow in my face. You know how they go right up to things and do a big snotty sniff and blow through the nose... yuk!

Had taken a short cut through a farmers field when pi$$ed and fallen off the gate I was climbing over, remember deciding just to sit there for a minute before getting up, and the next thing I knew it was daylight and I was being investigated by the cows.

zobers 02-06-09 09:51 PM

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One from a few weeks ago...

The riot police with very angry dogs were banging on the downstairs flats door at 3am! Looked out the window and got an angry hello as if I had woken them up! :(

They later made there way up to my flat to question me about the bloke downstairs, i don't even know him and i do need my beauty sleep.

Apparently the man had threatened to kill his wife and baby with a gun, lovely neighbourhood to live in!

davepreston 02-06-09 10:09 PM

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mate walked in (me and mrs giggles staying in his pub) slapped a butt plug on my forehead said nice **** he then walked over to the window opened his robe and shouted goodmorning carlise then asked mrs giggles if she wanted a brew

missyburd 03-06-09 12:19 AM

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Ooh I just remembered a couple. 3am fire alarm cos my idiot of a housemate had set it off frying potatoes in fat b0llock naked...I b0llocked him after that I tell ya!

Another time at stupid o clock in the morning, some drunk fella was trying to batter down our front door asking if his mate was living at the top flat, ended up getting the police round :rolleyes:

Swin 03-06-09 06:29 AM

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Having my cat insert a claw into my nostril because I had the cheek to breathe on him in my own bed - that made my eyes water!

A navy mate of mine woke up after a drunken slumber, didn't realise the guys had laid a whispa bar to melt on him in the night, he was extremely sheepish, thinking he'd grand slammed his bed in the night!

PsychoCannon 03-06-09 07:49 AM

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Waking up thinking i was blind only to find the cat had decided to go to sleep ON MY FACE :rolleyes:
*You in the back, stop sniggering!*

Strange creatures =p

Amanda M 03-06-09 07:52 AM

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Got woken up once from a weird scrabbling noise then a huge thud...our old cat had fallen off the window ledge when he was asleep :p He very often woke us up with his snoring too!

missyburd 03-06-09 08:50 AM

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Hehe speaking of pets, I forgot about my alsatian's habit of thundering up the stairs of a morning and launching himself on top of me in the bed, covering my face with licks, bless 'im. He's not a light puppy either! :shock:


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