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I just heard a noise outside so went to have a look thinking it might be some of the local kids up to no good. I wasn't wrong - I caught a boy of about 14 or 15 and his girlfriend of about the same age going at it like rabbits against the wall next our shed. I simply told them to keep the noise down and that when they were finished they should feel free to f**k off.

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haha lol sorry couldent resist laffing :D i would have stoped them mid action just to totaly embarris them

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Don't you have a hozepipe Lozzo?

Or is it dogs you shouldn't stop mid-stroke?

Pete ;)

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Haha! my OH once heard a young couple at it in the alley at the back of our house late one night, so he called out "Boo" just before the important bit :lol::smt077 :lol:

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I vote for Hose Pipe or Triumphant music at the moment of climax! :smt041

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What music do you recommend. I'd liked to have timed it with the gun salute in the 1812 Overture, but you can never tell how long they'll be going for

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I had some real sh*tkickers living upstairs at one point- made lots of noise sh@gging- was like I was living under a railway bridge.

I'd occasionally start clapping, cheering and shouting "well done!". Didn't embarass them into silence though...

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You could always try this, although it may put them off a bit! :smt118



I am sure that I heard in the news recently about a woman who has an ASBO due to the noise she makes during climax. I can only imagine how embarrassing it must be to explain that in court. ;)

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I felt sorry for the poor quiet lass who used to live in the flat below me and my ex. We had quite an energetic first few months on a sofa bed in the front room because her kids had the only bedroom in the flat, which was upstairs. I didn't realise just how bad we must have sounded til I was helping the lass move a telly into her bedroom one day and could hear every word my ex and the kids were saying upstairs. She turned to me and said with a wry smile "You can hear absolutely everything that goes on in that front room from in here, I tend to sleep in the other room nowadays"

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or this

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Should of put on a halloween costume and ran round the corner screaming at them with a bucket of cold water...

the look on there faces would be priceless :D

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Used to hear my the people in the flat below me sh@gging, not very often mind, but their headboard used to bang against the wall in a rythmic tune. She was very nice, he was a complete @rse, never once spoke a word to me in all the time I met him.
Nicknamed him 'Headboard' after that
Heard some folk 'at it' in a hotel a few weeks ago, her screams could be heard down the corridor :p Much to mine & my colleagues amusement. We didn't identify any culprits in the bar or at breakfast. Filthy animals :smt118

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Shout out loud "how much she charging this time ? !!!!" :smt065
then listen for the fireworks.......:smt033

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Or 'She was here yesterday with Kevin Smith'

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What's the point of a romantic break if she's not walking with a limp afterwards :smt074

Do wish some of those hotels would affix their headboards better, not so much because they bang against the wall but because some fingers might be gripping it at the time...

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A tad jealous peeps;)
From my upstairs spare bedroom/ office window we overlook a little park
1,000,000 candle power flashlight has put some illumination on some interesting goings on.

Panic and shoot off in the opposite direction,one girl either tripped over or stood on her knickers and fell flat on her face--------------Priceless

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HaHaha great PMSL :p

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I`d have loaded up the air rifle and let off a round or Two into his NuttBag .

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Wow, are you that good a shot? :rambo:

As an aside, just how legal is it to shoot the scrotums of philandering men in a park anyway? :D

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Perfectly legal and above board, as its a form of contraception and pest control :rolleyes:

Otherwise the end result will be another Chavette with a sprog :chef:

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If he's not, I am.

Who cares, it's fun. Speeding is illegal, but that never stopped most of us from doing it.

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You have no idea Miss Flakes ;)

Just imagine whanging a shot into a pendulous scrotum and creating a Newton`s Cradle effect

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ation_book.gif

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When I was 15 you wouldn't have had time to get the hose out...:-dd

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You lot are bored today! :rolleyes:

I think it would be a lot of fun if you used a cross bow though. :smt118

By using a crossbow bolt, said bouncing scrotum would be pinned to the floor/ground/chavette and sliding the punctured scrotum up the bolt would be fantastically painful, especially if the bolt was serrated and coated with nettle spines. :D

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Ok I`m all for shooting balls off and stuff but that was too much

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Maybe slightly savage.... Haha

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lol

I would have belted out some cheesey love music from the wireless

hope they were protected :smt065

:p

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lmfao this thread has become a classic over night :P

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I am not a fan of boy bits... :why:

Can you tell? :smt108

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You just never had the right ones banging on your back door

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Is that a slight error in use of the English language? :smt107



Or have you just made a very dirty joke? :smt045



=D>

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You ought to know me by now - I try to use good English, so it's got to be the latter ;)

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<cough>Ahem<cough>

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3236/...f4a21f1e_b.jpg

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Jolly good, one does occasionally have to ask these rather indiscreet questions. :D

All of this discussion simply because a young man could not keep his manhood in his shorts. Bring back National Service I say (or crossbows, but that is a different issue), never did me any harm because I was too young to under take such a thing and as an army brat, I would have made a terrible public servant! :smt097

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That Panda's had a hard life by the look of him ;)

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I was wondering the significance of the number plate...?

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Some kind of unheard of fetish, some people wear masks, Lozzo hides their face with a number plate ;)

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At least it's a legal size ....... the number plate that is....... oooer missus :rolleyes:

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Mmmm I have seen that photo before..

Mr Spiers said 'He puts the number plate on their **** and rides them'

I think...