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appollo1 26-11-09 08:21 PM

help mighty org - men only sorry
 
i have been sent upstairs by my wife to get my kids to go to sleep as she is having an ann summers party downstairs.

now the problem i have is that there is about 10 women down there and i can hear them laughing and being silly.

kids are now asleep so do i stay and listen in to some of the stories or politely let them know i am coming downstairs and leave the house?

flymo 26-11-09 08:23 PM

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slide down the banister in your wifes undies and casually walk past to go to the pub

blueto 26-11-09 08:24 PM

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listen in......Then tell them on here

OOOOooooooo this oculd be a thread worth watching

Richie 26-11-09 08:26 PM

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Put on your missus underwear... and go into the party, and ask "Coffee, Tea.. or Me?"

Holdup 26-11-09 08:27 PM

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Tell them to stop being so inconsiderate and tell them your children are sleeping

blueto 26-11-09 08:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Richie (Post 2107220)
Put on your missus underwear... and go into the party, and ask "Coffee, Tea.. or Me?"

Richie speaking from experience!

appollo1 26-11-09 08:27 PM

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i knew i would get sensible answers on here :rolleyes:

yorkie_chris 26-11-09 08:28 PM

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Pub! DRINK!

davepreston 26-11-09 08:38 PM

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shout love bring me my wallet will you when she delivers it say see ya im off to the pub i'll be back late so you and your mates can enjoy themselves

Spiderman 26-11-09 08:41 PM

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Wait you knew this was going to be going on tonight and didn't already set up a secret hidden webcam? Shame on you.

Now do as Richie says.

appollo1 26-11-09 08:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiderman (Post 2107244)
Wait you knew this was going to be going on tonight and didn't already set up a secret hidden webcam? Shame on you.

Now do as Richie says.


my neighbour who's wife is here was supposed to sort me out a webcam but forgot otherwise it would have been there - especially for some of the women that are here ;)

Spiderman 26-11-09 09:03 PM

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make sure you give that neighbour a slap...from all the men of the Org. Which are organs. So slap him with your organs...oh dear.

Taxi!

punyXpress 26-11-09 09:37 PM

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Put on HER pinny ( nowt else ) stride in & ask who's for a ...
...shandy.

DarrenSV650S 26-11-09 09:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by appollo1 (Post 2107214)
do i stay and listen in to some of the stories or politely let them know i am coming downstairs and leave the house?

Do you really need to ask?

Wester 26-11-09 10:27 PM

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Sorry, you have all VERY MUCH missed the point here.
This thread is USELESS without pics.

TheOnlyNemesis 26-11-09 11:17 PM

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run around screaming randomly then grab your wallet and go to pub then slap yourself for letting us all down

Von Teese 27-11-09 07:16 AM

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How very sexist asking for advice from the boys only!!!

Oh and my advice....You should have set up a web cam, you fool!!!!

robh539 27-11-09 07:48 AM

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next time have a shopping spree some handy stuff on hear lol
http://www.spycatcheronline.co.uk/co...eras-c-69.html

appollo1 27-11-09 08:01 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Teese (Post 2107542)
How very sexist asking for advice from the boys only!!!

Oh and my advice....You should have set up a web cam, you fool!!!!


my sincere apologies VT I didn't want to offend any of the lovely ladies on the org like yourself in this politically correct world who may have thought me being sexist or a perv ;)

17 replies and 274 views - i bet a lot of those were not only men!!!

Von Teese 27-11-09 08:08 AM

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lol...no offence actually taken, I just wanted to submit my very clever idea ;)

Well for my burlesque weekend I've decided that any men that may want to attend will have to be in drag!!

HOWEVER, I get to choose the outfit they will wear!!!!! :D

Sally 27-11-09 08:43 AM

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Mmm my suggestion would have been pub..

DaveP 27-11-09 08:51 AM

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It would have been mi5 style for me.... small drill and small camera.... watching through the wall or floor....

They did one in the club nr me once when i worked behind the bar...

thay tried to keep me in the otherside of the bar out of sight... but i am very sneaky;);)

Looked good from what i saw.... two of them were modeling.. :p:cool:

Dave

Sally 27-11-09 08:52 AM

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You're in for a treat tonight apollo ;)

Red Herring 27-11-09 08:55 AM

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I'd go to bed early and get some rest, you're going to need it...

Ed 27-11-09 09:21 AM

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Who demonstrated the rabbits?

Dave20046 27-11-09 09:38 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed (Post 2107590)
Who demonstrated the rabbits?

Hope it wasn't apollo in the end

:drink:

plowsie 27-11-09 10:04 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Teese (Post 2107557)
Well for my burlesque weekend I've decided that any men that may want to attend will have to be in drag!!

HOWEVER, I get to choose the outfit they will wear!!!!! :D

Dam!

Apollo. You lose. Epic Fail!

xXBADGERXx 27-11-09 12:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by blueto (Post 2107222)
Richie speaking from experience!

Seriously , you do not want to see his Facebook Avatar right now .

appollo1 27-11-09 12:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave20046 (Post 2107603)
Hope it wasn't apollo in the end

:drink:

definately not


Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed (Post 2107590)
Who demonstrated the rabbits?


Ed one of the girls from the Ann Summers shop came to host the party and I have to say she was quite young but had a fantastic figure and was very pretty. I do believe from what I overheard that she was describing the functions!!

Jabba 27-11-09 12:46 PM

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http://home.freeuk.com/jrknight/smileys/postpics.gif

Ed 27-11-09 12:48 PM

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Hey they do male ones too, I've seen them on their website:D

Jabba 27-11-09 12:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed (Post 2107897)
Hey they do male ones too, I've seen them on their website:D

So we know what you were looking for when you went to that site. No point trying to convince us that you were looking for a pressie for Mrs Ed :lol:

And no, I don't want to see a picture of it ;-)

Bibio 27-11-09 12:54 PM

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and why wasn't i informed of this???????????????

i could have made a 'i didn't know' appearance.

Luckypants 27-11-09 12:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed (Post 2107897)
Hey they do male ones too, I've seen them on their website:D

Oh really? ;)

Sir Trev 27-11-09 01:35 PM

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Hmmm... AS are about to open a shop in High Wycombe. They could be running a promotion on these girls-only nights to drum up business.

How much are these hidden weblycam things?

metalmonkey 27-11-09 01:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jabba (Post 2107894)

You should have offered to take photos of them in the new outfits...

Dave20046 27-11-09 01:44 PM

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Yeah, should have posed as a photographer like rictus does!

Ed 27-11-09 02:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jabba (Post 2107900)
So we know what you were looking for when you went to that site. No point trying to convince us that you were looking for a pressie for Mrs Ed :lol:

And no, I don't want to see a picture of it ;-)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luckypants (Post 2107916)
Oh really? ;)

Do you remember that thread by Jans;)

Traders 27-11-09 04:39 PM

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Was everyone happy with their purchases?

Ed 27-11-09 04:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Traders (Post 2108154)
Was everyone happy with their purchases?

Oh I'm sure they all got a great buzz:cool:


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