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Amanda 04-01-10 09:52 PM

How Do You Like Your Lawn ????
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYbePRY5wk


So how do you have (women)

or

how do you like (men)

the lady garden to be trimmed????


I'll go first. My garden is traditionally shaped but is trimmed down to a 3 setting on my "hedge trimmer".

I have tried cutting my garden right back but its far too uncomfortable when it starts to grow back.

:D

Spidey - let's see if this makes it past 3 posts then x

Milky Bar Kid 04-01-10 09:52 PM

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ROFL!!!!! Amazing!

Holdup 04-01-10 09:55 PM

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:shock:

maviczap 04-01-10 09:56 PM

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Eau natural :p

Binky 04-01-10 09:59 PM

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Cornrows!!!

Lozzo 04-01-10 10:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda (Post 2140919)
I'll go first. My garden is traditionally shaped but is trimmed down to a 3 setting on my "hedge trimmer".

As it should be.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda (Post 2140919)
I have tried cutting my garden right back but its far too uncomfortable when it starts to grow back.

Not at all into the 9 year old look. I want to know that I'm with a woman - a real woman with everything womanhood brings with it.

Milky Bar Kid 04-01-10 10:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Binky (Post 2140931)
Cornrows!!!

Ouch!!!!:shock:

Lozzo 04-01-10 10:01 PM

Re: How Do You Like Your Lawn ????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Binky (Post 2140931)
Cornrows!!!

Ummm, I once plaited my ex-wife's 'region' into cornrows. She had extremely long hair when it wasn't trimmed back.

Stingo 04-01-10 10:07 PM

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Tidily trimmed with no spiders legs peeping out...:smt101.

Great advert BTW...:thumleft:

Amanda 04-01-10 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2140934)
Ummm, I once plaited my ex-wife's 'region' into cornrows. She had extremely long hair when it wasn't trimmed back.

I have been trimming for so long now that mine pretty much grows straight now. It's lost all its curl :shock:

Sally 04-01-10 10:08 PM

Re: How Do You Like Your Lawn ????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2140932)
Not at all into the 9 year old look. I want to know that I'm with a woman - a real woman with everything womanhood brings with it.

I am the opposite.
Less the better.

Dave20046 04-01-10 10:09 PM

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uFCQtvG4P-...2f5ea79a_o.jpg

Lozzo 04-01-10 10:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sally (Post 2140944)
I am the opposite.
Less the better.

See, I find that a little bit (ok, alot) pedo - it's just not right in my mind. A woman has to have at least a tiny little landing strip, something, anything that defines her as old enough and not a smooth hairless child.

Sally 04-01-10 10:16 PM

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Rather something there, but a little, rather than bald...

Don't like alot down there, gets in the way...

Pedo emm no thanks, only been with girls my age or older, apart from one who was 1 year younger than myself. Don't see the attraction of the guys who cruise about going with girls alot younger(sometimes too young) than themselves.

Dave20046 04-01-10 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2140951)
and not a smooth hairless child.

Surely there are other subtle tell-tale signs?:smt101

kellyjo 04-01-10 10:17 PM

Re: How Do You Like Your Lawn ????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda (Post 2140919)
My garden is traditionally shaped but is trimmed down to a 3 setting on my "hedge trimmer".

I have tried cutting my garden right back but its far too uncomfortable when it starts to grow back.


+1 regrowth is way too itchy :smt085 !!

Its good to keep the lawn trimmed, and i have to shave my legs religiously every day cos i have very fair skin and very dark hair, it would be unbearable if i had an off and the paramedics had to cut off my leathers just to find my legs looking like stickle bricks :oops: :)

Lozzo 04-01-10 10:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave20046 (Post 2140959)
Surely there are other subtle tell-tale signs?:smt101

Not when that's all there is in the vicinity to look at for a few minutes.

Lozzo 04-01-10 10:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sally (Post 2140956)
Don't see the attraction of the guys who cruise about going with girls alot younger(sometimes too young) than themselves.

Haha, one of my exes was 24 years younger than me, we never ever had a problem with it ourselves, and we still get on like a house on fire. The only problems we had were caused by people who thought they knew our relationship - and where it should be going - better than we did.

Btw, she was pretty much au naturel with a light tidy up the sides.

Binky 04-01-10 10:22 PM

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I think you need help Lozzo, if you determine women's age by their pubic region. :smt037

Dave20046 04-01-10 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2140964)
Not when that's all there is in the vicinity to look at for a few minutes.

improve your attention span :smt037

Lozzo 04-01-10 10:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave20046 (Post 2140974)
improve your attention span :smt037

I can't multitask, it's get on with one thing at a bloody time for me. One of the consequences of having had a mild stroke I suppose.

Stingo 04-01-10 10:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2140964)
Not when that's all there is in the vicinity to look at for a few minutes.

Trying on the trapper's hat or snarling at the busby?:confused:

Dave20046 04-01-10 10:27 PM

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there's a mild stroke joke there somewhere :scratch:

Lozzo 04-01-10 10:27 PM

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Drinking from the furry cup

Sally 04-01-10 10:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2140971)
Haha, one of my exes was 24 years younger than me, we never ever had a problem with it ourselves, and we still get on like a house on fire. The only problems we had were caused by people who thought they knew our relationship - and where it should be going - better than we did.

Btw, she was pretty much au naturel with a light tidy up the sides.

It was in reference to the local barry boys and how they pick up underage girls.

Youngest - 1 year, and oldest + 7 years. Both in reference to my age. (18)

Stingo 04-01-10 10:28 PM

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Ou est le pont de le Monsieur Biffin?=;

Lozzo 04-01-10 10:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sally (Post 2140984)
It was in reference to the local barry boys and how they pick up underage girls.

Youngest - 1 year, and oldest + 7 years. Both in reference to my age. (18)

Oh god, not that young, my ex was 20 and a very mature 20 at that.

Dave20046 04-01-10 10:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2140982)
Drinking from the furry cup

:confused:



http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7420/furrymg6.jpg

Lozzo 04-01-10 10:30 PM

Re: How Do You Like Your Lawn ????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stingo (Post 2140986)
Ou est le pont de le Monsieur Biffin?=;

Haha, I like that, a nice cross of Rogers Swearathorus and the passionate French tongue

Sally 04-01-10 10:32 PM

Re: How Do You Like Your Lawn ????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2140989)
Oh god, not that young, my ex was 20 and a very mature 20 at that.

I know, thats the kind you want. :p

Stingo 04-01-10 10:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2140992)
Haha, I like that, a nice cross of Rogers Swearathorus and the passionate French tongue

I see what you did there...:cool:

Bibio 04-01-10 10:34 PM

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Sid Squid 04-01-10 10:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stingo (Post 2140986)
Ou est le pont de le Monsieur Biffin?=;

:D.

missyburd 04-01-10 11:11 PM

Re: How Do You Like Your Lawn ????
 
haha pure class Amanda :-D

Got to trim for the win, just cos bald gets too cold ;-)

punyXpress 04-01-10 11:13 PM

Re: How Do You Like Your Lawn ????
 
As Bibio says - another UWI thread - Useless Without Images!

Ed 05-01-10 12:06 AM

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Those pesky fescues need to be cut close, well watered and with a quarterly visit from the Green Thumb people;)

Even on men

barwel1992 05-01-10 12:46 AM

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haha this site get better and better :D

Lozzo 05-01-10 01:14 AM

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It does give us blokes a better mental image of the ladies we quite like from the org as well.

davepreston 05-01-10 01:43 AM

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i will remain nuetral as the mrs is beside me, but i do like a bit of style :)

rob13 05-01-10 01:49 AM

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I think the U Rating has certainly been put to bed in the last couple of days! Surprised its lasted this long!


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