Unfortunate names
 

I apologise in advance if anyone on the org has any of these.

I was thinking about this earlier after I heard something on the radio.

Can you think of any names that would be quite unfortunate if you were called it? Remember the U rating folks.

So far I have come up with

Mike Hunt
Justin Time
Justin Side
Jack Off

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Gaylord Focker

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Oliver Clothesoff
Amanda Hugginkiss
keith d
Al Coholic
Hugh Jass
Jacques Strap
Seymour Butts (actually, wouldn't mind being him, you seen Alisha Klass? Yummm)
Homer Sexual
Mike Rotch

etc etc etc

http://www.snpp.com/guides/moe_calls.html

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Don kiddic

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W Anchor
R Stornaway
Neilly Dunn
John Thomas Knightly
Gerchin Nunn

Always good when you put a call out over the speaker system through the receptionist

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G Stringer :lol:

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Freda De Kock
(Genuine - She worked in the South African factory at my last job. Thankfully never had to talk to her..... only e-mails)

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D**k Stroker :lol:

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Andrew Reeder

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harsh, harsh

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I think it was at Kingston Hospital buy someone in my family met a dietician with the surname 'Whalebelly'.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS5mVoqJpUk

I think this is a repost, however it fits very nicely into this thread.

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Was at school with a lad called Ben Aughty, always thought that was worth a chuckle.

Mike Oxhard
Whan Kurr
Richard Robber
William Tickle

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My friend at school went out with a guy called Adrian Shakeshaft, but the best was a girl at uni called Wendy House! How mean is that of her parents?!!

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When i used to work for PA consulting we had a Swedish office and i frequently spoke to Victoria Sponj and Wayne querr.

Other names that would be embarrassing

Ben Dover
Ilene Dover (Bens sister)
Phil McCavity

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One of the international companies I deal with have some amusingly named employees.
Icy Wang is my favourite
Shadow Wang is another good one
went to school with a Lee King

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There's a girl who works at Demon Tweeks called Victoria Cross.
She's on the staff page in the front of the catalogue.

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Our head groundsman is Mike Hunt and our web manager is A. C0ck.

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Guy Seed. Poor git.

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Hugh jardon :D

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I went out with a girl called Betty Swollocks, true story honest.

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Orson Carter

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Knew a girl called Tiffany Diamond:smt104

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My mum used to work with a Teresa Green and theres a child at her school called Christmas Day :rolleyes:

And theres a poor sod round here called Orson Carter... I know that one has been done.

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I burst out laughing in Aldi last year when I read the Indian Till Girl's name badge.

She was called "Baldeep"

C

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We used to have a teacher called Mr Pratt. His initials were U.R. so Mr U R (a) Pratt ;-)

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I used to work with a bloke called Wayne Kerr, and another called Drew Peacock!
Being in the forces they wouldn't have been the brunt of many jokes!!:smt040

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Saw a Ukrainian guys name today

Vladimir Fokyin

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went to school with a Helen Back
had 3 mates at work called, Paul Merry, Mark Christmas & John Carrol, so it was Merry Christmas Carrol.
made love to a girl.. fact. no, seriously her name was Andrea Girl.

sent a parcel to a Mr Glasscock at fragile designs in Portsmouth or plymouth?

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I use Mike Hock as my phones name :)

Have also been known to use :-

Sheik yer'bootie,
Phillup Mc'crack,
Amanda hugginkiss,
Mairy Hinge,
Willy Dribble,

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Phil macavity

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Slut....:rolleyes:

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Scottish dentist, what did you mean ???

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Isaac Hunt
Patricia Mycock (Pat Mycock - Real)

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There's a guy who works in an M&S around here called... Nermal.

http://www.garfieldromania.ro/photos/gsip/gmNermal.jpg

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A guy here says he used to work with an Indian girl called "Sukdeep" (pronounced Sue-deep apparently though)

Another friend went to school with a girl called "Phillipa Gapp"

Some other ones:

Nora Bone
Hugh Janus

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Musa Kusa makes me grin

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Slobàdown Mýkokúbic

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I bought a cornish pasty from a shop in Euston Station recently and the girl who served me had a badge that proclaimed her name to be "Anal".

Many years ago, I was served in Safeway by a middle aged woman (possibly Eastern European) whose name badge said "Nazi". I may have said that before on here.