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missyburd 03-01-12 09:14 PM
Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
With reference to nudey-ish pics to sustain your interest and entice you to read on...maybe ;-)

Remember the Brontes? You've no doubt heard of Jane Eyre and Wuthering Heights (of which two film remakes have recently been released), and the sisters who wrote them, and the family that have been associated with English literary history since the 19th century?

Then perhaps you have also heard of the Bronte Parsonage, their family home which is now a museum holding many of the family artefacts at Haworth, a small village in West Yorkshire.

Below is a quote from this article, please read if you will.

Quote:
Not only will they be making a new appeal for repairs to the dilapidated roof of the Old School Room, built by Patrick Brontė and once taught in by Charlotte, but they are also planning to cost repairs to the wall paintings and sound out support for an annual Haworth Festival.
Since the villagers have begun to realise the parlous state of the church roof, they have rallied round. The Baptist, Catholic and Methodist congregations have offered support. Calendars with photographs of assorted naked villagers, one including the Baptist minister, are being sold to raise money. Small sums of money have also arrived in envelopes from Brontė readers in America.

Now 20 January looms large in Haworth, which is when English Heritage will come back to see if the church has raised the required £65,000 in order for it to release a pot of £100,000 to repair the worst side of the roof. So far the parish has raised just under £30,000
Note the sentence in bold. I took part in this calendar (yep with my SV!) which has been produced purely for fundraising purposes. Even though the calendar was produced in October I have refrained from posting on here about it for obvious reasons but now, with an article as genuine backup I feel it is worth a punt.

I'm not posting the my month up but you can find the calendar here (you will have to buy the calendar to get a good look if you are so inclined ;-) )

You can find the calendar on Twitter and Facebook also.

If you can spare £6 to help our cause or even £10 for two calendars (one of each) then you would not only be making it worth mine and all other participants' whiles (all done voluntarily!) but you would also be helping to preserve a vital part of our history and contributing towards some much needed restoration in this little but worldwide famous village.

Calendars can be bought on the website HERE.

Many thanks,

MYC :)

(feel free to discuss/poke fun at and ridicule in equal measure ;))

missyburd 03-01-12 09:25 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
And I had pants on before the prudes among you decide to have a go ;-)

dizzyblonde 03-01-12 09:29 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
What has been seen...........


her secrets out.....up ont moors, int cold......all those questions what she did on a status once on FB.......


I can vouch they are actually rather good calendars both make and female, in the same vain as the 'calendar girls' film with Helen Mirren as far as quality of photo content.

BUY!!!!!!

;)

-Ralph- 03-01-12 09:56 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 2643277)
And I had pants on before the prudes among you decide to have a go ;-)
We can see that, Miss September! ;)

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/d.../september.jpg

joshwalker094 03-01-12 10:11 PM
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Beat me to it Ralph, very nice looking bike in September even though its a curvy

missyburd 03-01-12 10:16 PM
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yeah cheers Ralph, not like people couldn't see it anyway, I prefer it as small as it gets :rolleyes:

DarrenSV650S 03-01-12 10:19 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
KaaaaCHING!! :D

Awww why do I have to wait for it to be delivered! Hurry up calendar :smt079

missyburd 03-01-12 10:22 PM
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Oh wells, worth me putting it up if it sells one at least, cheers Darren. Enjoy the scenery, taken at Top Withens on the moors...was a tad nippy I'll tell ya!

DarrenSV650S 03-01-12 10:23 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 2643298)
Oh wells, worth me putting it up if it sells one at least, cheers Darren. Enjoy the scenery, taken at Top Withens on the moors...was a tad nippy I'll tell ya!
giggidy :smt040

-Ralph- 03-01-12 10:30 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 2643295)
I prefer it as small as it gets :rolleyes:
I prefer them just about that size :lol:

missyburd 03-01-12 10:38 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Roll on the puns and jokes, I'm prepared...

http://media.myspacepimper.com/conte.../funny_118.jpg

-Ralph- 03-01-12 10:42 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 2643304)
Roll on the puns and jokes
Had to read that twice! Thought you'd written

"Roll on the plums and pokes"

missyburd 03-01-12 10:43 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Now you're just getting carried away!

-Ralph- 03-01-12 10:46 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Listen now, if you post naked pictures of yourself, then talk about carrying away with folk, Chris won't be very happy!

missyburd 03-01-12 10:49 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by -Ralph- (Post 2643309)
Listen now, if you post naked pictures of yourself, then talk about carrying away with folk, Chris won't be very happy!
Excuse me, I have not posted any nude pics of one's self, I believe that was all your doing boy!

-Ralph- 03-01-12 10:55 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 2643312)
that was all your doing boy!
Have I been a naughty boy?

:smt079

:-dd

Teejayexc 03-01-12 11:34 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 2643298)
Enjoy the scenery, taken at Top Withens on the moors...was a tad nippy I'll tell ya!

Not surprised your Top Withered in them temps, chapel hat pegs anyone?

Lozzo 04-01-12 12:46 AM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Did you pinch those pants off Chris... bit big ain't they? :-)

Geodude 04-01-12 09:42 AM
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Nice one myc and well done for having the gonads (dont know a better word) to do somthing like that to support a good cause, hope the calendar does well :D

SoulKiss 04-01-12 09:47 AM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 2643278)
What has been seen...........


her secrets out.....up ont moors, int cold......all those questions what she did on a status once on FB.......


I can vouch they are actually rather good calendars both make and female, in the same vain as the 'calendar girls' film with Helen Mirren as far as quality of photo content.

BUY!!!!!!

;)
I'm sure it's nothing to do with Vanity :)

dizzyblonde 04-01-12 10:51 AM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
meh....I was tired. So my English standards are slipping :(

missyburd 04-01-12 11:08 AM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2643334)
Did you pinch those pants off Chris... bit big ain't they? :-)
So basically you're saying I have a fat ****, cheers :D

Quote:
Originally Posted by SoulKiss (Post 2643369)
I'm sure it's nothing to do with Vanity :)
It certainly wasn't :sick:

-Ralph- 04-01-12 11:13 AM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Maria, you don't have a fat rrrsss....



Though size 8 or size 10 they may be.... they are still very manly pants! ;-)

SoulKiss 04-01-12 11:17 AM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 2643379)
meh....I was tired. So my English standards are slipping :(
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 2643383)
It certainly wasn't :sick:
Wasn't a comment at you MYC :)

I knew Dizz would get it quicksmart tho :p hehe

missyburd 04-01-12 12:38 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by -Ralph- (Post 2643384)
Though size 8 or size 10 they may be.... they are still very manly pants! ;-)
Lol, they're actually a pair of these

An element of Fairtrade was needed in the calendar with Haworth being the World's First Fairtrade Village so if you were to buy the calendar and inspect more closely (not too close though mind :pale: ) you will see "Pants to Poverty" written on the waistband ;)

Lozzo 04-01-12 01:37 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 2643383)
So basically you're saying I have a fat ****, cheers :D
Most certainly not - without wanting to sound at all pervy, you have a very nice bottom... but the pants are a bit manly ain't they :-)

dizzyblonde 04-01-12 01:53 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
If thats a phat ass missy, my ass is quite frankly hippo sized.

I think what the pervs of the org are trying to say, is that your svelt behind is being drowned by such large sized pants.

If anything.........I think you need to eat some more pie and cake just to fit those pants you understand;)

metalangel 04-01-12 02:08 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Geodude (Post 2643368)
Nice one myc and well done for having the gonads (dont know a better word)
Ovaries? :p

A very good cause, we took a trip to Haworth specifically to visit the house, a wrong turn sent us down that very steep high street (to the annoyance of all the visitors) but I was very impressed by the collection itself.

Teejayexc 04-01-12 04:15 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 2643416)
Lol, they're actually a pair of these

;)

Ooh cameltoes :p

Amadeus 04-01-12 06:41 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2643435)
Most certainly not - without wanting to sound at all pervy, you have a very nice bottom... but the pants are a bit manly ain't they :-)
I wonder how many people (other than me) didn't respond due to being concerned that they may sound pervy (I'm not saying I'm not pervy, just saying I don't want to sound pervy). Esp. when one considers the pretty lady has a working class boyf. :-)

Lozzo 04-01-12 08:22 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus (Post 2643546)
I wonder how many people (other than me) didn't respond due to being concerned that they may sound pervy (I'm not saying I'm not pervy, just saying I don't want to sound pervy). Esp. when one considers the pretty lady has a working class boyf. :-)
Ah but this me we're talking about, and as Miss YC and her very own Mr YC are from Yorkshire I'll do what they all do up there and say wtf I like and to hell with anyone who doesn't like it

;-)

-Ralph- 04-01-12 08:31 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Be pervy and be proud! ;-)

dizzyblonde 04-01-12 08:37 PM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus (Post 2643546)
Esp. when one considers the pretty lady has a working class boyf. :-)
No need for politeness......You can call him a Northern greasemonkey tha knows ;)

missyburd 05-01-12 10:59 AM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2643597)
Ah but this me we're talking about, and as Miss YC and her very own Mr YC are from Yorkshire I'll do what they all do up there and say wtf I like and to hell with anyone who doesn't like it

;-)
Ha, like regional differences have any influence on you speaking your mind Loz, who are you trying to kid ;-)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus (Post 2643546)
I wonder how many people (other than me) didn't respond due to being concerned that they may sound pervy (I'm not saying I'm not pervy, just saying I don't want to sound pervy). Esp. when one considers the pretty lady has a working class boyf. :-)
Actually I did notice rictus looking at this thread earlier and thought he had demonstrated magnificent restraint in not posting haha.

People, please understand I have NOT put this up as a fish for compliments/insults (if you know me personally then you'll know this already!) but simply to raise awareness and moneys for a very worth cause. The comments it's throwing up are very amusing though :p

Amadeus 05-01-12 11:11 AM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 2643831)
Actually I did notice rictus looking at this thread earlier and thought he had demonstrated magnificent restraint in not posting haha.
I assume "posting" is something like "planking" that only chaps can do? It may well be that Mr Rictus is "posting" but just hasn't communicated this.

keith_d 05-01-12 11:16 AM
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Calender ordered. When it arrives I'll let the Soho folks see it and encourage them to buy their own.

missyburd 05-01-12 04:44 PM
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Cheers keith. And I have just remembered, Miss December is wearing far more ladylike panties ;)

Lozzo 08-01-12 12:06 AM
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Why are they wearing pants at all if it's just their ar$es showing, we've all seen a bum you know... you've met Bear as well haven't you? :-)

missyburd 08-01-12 12:20 AM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 2644923)
Why are they wearing pants at all if it's just their ar$es showing, we've all seen a bum you know... you've met Bear as well haven't you? :-)
Ahem, if you bought a calendar you would see there are some participants wearing considerably less than pants ;)

Lozzo 08-01-12 12:24 AM
Re: Talking of calendars, a plea...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 2644934)
Ahem, if you bought a calendar you would see there are some participants wearing considerably less than pants ;)
Ok, I'll refine the question. If it was just YOUR ar$e showing then why the pants?


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