WHOOOOOMPH! KKKKKKKRrrrkkkk
 

The WHOOOOOMPH! is the noise my paraffin heater made when one of the wicks fell apart today and fell into the priming chamber.

The KKKKKKKKkrrrrkkk is the noise my fringe made as it caught fire.

On the plus side, I have pretty bad hair at the best of times. And I was lovely and warm.

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another'mishap 'andy??is ure second name 'spencer'?- as in 'frank spencer' :lol:

:laughat: :twisted:
poor northy, we shouldn't laugh, but then again... why not?

Best get fixing it then ;)

pics of fringe...? :lol:

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Like that was it Northy :lol: :lol:

Reminds me of the time when I refelted the roof of the garage. Tar boiler, tar and felt on roof. turn on gas, damm matches still in the house so down the ladder, get matches and return.

So light match and apply to boiler gas burner. Boom and I wake up on the floor minus eye browes and the wife saying what was that bang

Very, very , very old joke warning:



What's black and goes "woof"?

Michael Jackson's hair :lol:

hahahah-made me laugh :lol:

husky :)

Sorry Northy but... :lol:

Glad you're ok though. :D

Nothign to show for it, all cleaned up nice with a pair of scissors... But the smell! My god... It's still hanging around the garage...

its worth it, atleest your warm now :D

I highly recommend it to all :)

I did a similar sort of trick while, ehh, ahem, testing explosives in the back garden. The mixture was rather more explosive than I initially thought it would be.

It was more of a WHOOMPH sound and blinding light I remembered, as I staggered back through the breakfast room, eager to make a special note of that mixture, white as a ghost.

My dad, who knew full well what I was up to, quizzed me about various things. while all my eyelashes, eyebrows and front of my hair fell in little cascades down my face onto the floor.

Sound.

I may have had a few close calls involving a cup of paraffin and a solid wood burning stove.

i reckon you've saved yourself the bother of trimming nasal hairs for a while :D that's possibly what you are still smelling....

good to hear it was only a minor flash...could've easily been worse :(

I was expecting that to be the one about making a cat go woof. :twisted:

Or how to make a dog go miaow.