Cheeks of shame
 

Ouch.

http://www.advrider.com/forums/attac...1&d=1190985798

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showt...83#post5395283

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Nooooooooooooo! Ouch,ouch and more ouch that are likely to go on for months!:)

I loved it on ADV forum when someone asked..."Did it start out with...watch this...." Classic.

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Holy Kamoley!!:smt089 Madam Sin certainly earnt her wages on that poor soul!!

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U-rating?

& people moaned about a fully clothed picture of charley manson:rolleyes:

;)

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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo
hope he got someone to rub plenty of Arnica cream into that, won't be able to sit down a right lot!

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Here, this will help you understand Hovis.

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Oh. Reformed already? Now you're the post police. A case of not liking someone's opinion so you're going to moan on about it.



Can't believe I've taken the bait. Must be the wine...or the whine.

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Now that's SPANKED!

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has he been a*s**g about.

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Wow thats got to hert and a bet it will itch to:o

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Hovis..On first looking at the above pic I instantly thought of you along with the word "Complete".

I cant decide whether you are funny, sad or a complete imbecile. Although of course those that really know you would vouch for a real gem of a chap I am sure.:smt046


*All of the above is purely my own personal opinion.*

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If we're resorting to name-calling can I be "Max" please!

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WOW thats one throbbing a@se.

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, bless


has somebody nicked you happymeal toy?

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This ones quite bad too. A skateboarder I believe.

[IMG]http://www.skateinfusion.com/img/2006/05/bruised_****_.jpg[/IMG]

That explains the bruise, but not the spots.

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Oh dear... It appears that the word **** can't be used in a link.

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Hurrah for imageshack

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7206/bruisedwf2.jpg

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I'll wager that sweet round pair of peaches has been forced 'twixt two splintered planks, to plug a leak and save a ship!

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Why I feel the need to jutsify myself to you Hovis I dont know but by way of explanation, Hovis, I did consider the u-rating before posting, believe it or not, and decided that, IMO of course, the fact that a) it was MOTORCYCLE related, b) its only a bottom c) its exactly the kind of thing you would see on a medical programe d)its quite funny in a poor chap kind of way e) advrider is sub u-rated in main forums it would be probably ok.

a) above being a key point.

That was my considered opinion.

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:lol: Owned

:lol: thats one hell of a raw one, although I laugh I can imagine it hurts like hell and wish him a speedy recovery.

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Whoa... you have a womans ar** my lord!

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i agree, did you not see the;)......... but would you not also see a picture of charle manson on a documentry?

not happy with geting my avator taken away? so you have to result to childish name calling:smt019

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Slap my wrists and banish me to the corner.;)

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So anyway - please enlighten us as to the tale behind the behind Doc.

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K read the link Dr Rich has put in the first post on this thread. Basically bloke went over a jump, got 12ft in the air and then didnt think about his landing properly...

OUCH !!

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i would rather send you to the naughty step

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Very possibly a very smart decision sir.;)

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But that meant the extra effort of clicking on a link - whereas now you've told me. Ta. ;)

Yes, I'm feeling very... very... lazy today.:rolleyes:

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my god:puker:

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I've always said those table tennis bats are a bit much for a little light spanking!:smt103

The only time I've had a bruise like that was when a horse gave me both barrels!

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[quote=Lissa;1300891]I've always said those table tennis bats are a bit much for a little light spanking!:smt103

The only time I've had a bruise like that was when a horse gave me both barrels![/quote]

I say Lissa! No need to share your racey farm yard goings on here!:rolleyes: