The ORG is full of lies
 

welcome to the org they said , you'll like it here they said
do these tweeks they said , they will make your bike better they said
so your thinking of getting a new bike they said, buy a triumph they said
we all have one now they said, they are bullet proof they said


my triumph tiger has just had SBDS (sudden bike death syndrome) for no apparent reason , so I say this
triumphs are **** its the truth
the org is full of lies its the truth
when I get my hands on those barstewards who convinced me to get one im going to kill them , ITS THE TRUTH


Rant over now please carry on and have a lovely day






p.s high likelihood of me uploading a youtube vid of me setting fire to a triumph very soon

Re: The ORG is full of lies
 

Have you checked the reg rec?

Re: The ORG is full of lies
 

yes and the box that said do you think triumphs are ****

Re: The ORG is full of lies
 

you do know you have to put petrol in them?

you do know you have to put oil in them occasionally?

you do know you have to service them?

i'm not helping am i :-)

how many bikes is this you have killed now?

Re: The ORG is full of lies
 

Dave
Have you actually checked the oil on it ever?
When it was org fixed last time it was smoking when warm, I'm sure it was mentioned for you to keep an eye on it.

written with a biro

Re: The ORG is full of lies
 

The answer may be a while he's still counting;)

Re: The ORG is full of lies
 

Dave, put the key in the correct slot & turn it clockwise until the lights come on. Then press the button on the right handswitch gear near your thumb. ;)

Then normal service will resume :D

Re: The ORG is full of lies
 

. .

. . only if you've not killed the kill switch.
BTW: was a good move to check it before GM

Re: The ORG is full of lies
 

Don't forget to pull the clutch in.

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I predict the purchase of a new/ex-demo Suzuki V-Strom 1000.

Just remember how much you liked my bike. The 1000 is nothing like that.