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Bibio 03-07-09 03:40 PM

Re: Medical advice please...
 
i'm no medical expert. but i think you have dislodged some ear wax further down into your ear. as said sodium bicarbonate ear drops should shift it.

metalmonkey 03-07-09 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by flymo (Post 1961488)
Surely you meant...

Yeah probally, you know what I mean thought:D

TheNinj1 03-07-09 03:44 PM

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Go have a bath, sumerge the head in water and shake to coax out the water in your ear. We all know water likes to stick to itself, so it might work?

cuffy 03-07-09 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Woz (Post 1961477)
I remained partially deaf for almost a YEAR! Then one morning I woke up and could hear perfectly well again... just like that.

Same here, mine was called divorce though. :D

Spidey, place a peanut in your deaf ear, then pour in some chocolate, it'll come out a treat :takeabow:


For the younger generation who don't know what i'm on about, it used to a sweet that us old farts used to eat years ago. You'll knom them as M&M's, but if i said it'll come out an M&M it wouldn't have the same comedy value. :-dd

Spiderman 03-07-09 03:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cuffy (Post 1961528)
Spidey, place a peanut in your deaf ear, then pour in some chocolate, it'll come out a treat :takeabow:

Still on top form i see :lol: And i'm old enought to remember treats too.

But if i pour custard and jelly and force in some sponge in the other ear i might make me a trifle deaf and then at least i'd have some equilibrium.

Sally 03-07-09 04:01 PM

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WD40? :)

Disperses water doesn't it? ;)

I know nothing, ignore me.

metalmonkey 03-07-09 04:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sally (Post 1961546)
WD40? :)

Disperses water doesn't it? ;)

I know nothing, ignore me.

Well at least it won't be rusty!

454697819 03-07-09 04:07 PM

Re: Medical advice please...
 
place your hand over the ear to form as good a seal as you can, gently massage ina a pumping motion, try several times. also try lying with your head in a bath, ears covered, then bringing it out of the water. This might help.

Cheers

Alex

Spiderman 03-07-09 04:13 PM

Re: Medical advice please...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sally (Post 1961546)
WD40? :)

PMSL, A+ for creative thinking tho i dont think i'l be trying that anytime soon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 454697819 (Post 1961555)
place your hand over the ear to form as good a seal as you can, gently massage ina a pumping motion, try several times. also try lying with your head in a bath, ears covered, then bringing it out of the water. This might help.

Cheers

Alex

Tried the hand cupping thing mte - nothing.
Just had a shower and tried it under the running water too - nothing.

Also tried filling ear with as much water as possible by dripping it off my finger while head was tilted over - nothing.
So tried filing it again and then placing a bit of tissue in there with it in the hope that as it absorbs the water it will alos pull that oter water with it...relying on the properties of water tension now... and sitting here typing with a wad of tissue sticking out my ear :lol:

metalmonkey 03-07-09 04:31 PM

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Dude this how get water out of year, can't belive none of you haven't thought about this yet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0vvMPR0VCo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w9rs...eature=related

of if you just wanna pick, yum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIVXB...eature=related


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