Going to AR06? Tense shoulders? Stiff neck? Achey wrists?...
 

...help is at hand!

Some of you may know that I work as a Complementary Therapist (this is me - www.calma.biz), so I thought I'd mention in advance of this weekend that I'm more than happy to offer massage treatments to anyone who's interested - the most suitable times probably being Saturday morning, Saturday post-rideout and maybe Sunday morning (depending on size of hangovers!)

The treatments would be along the lines of an Indian Head Massage (ie sitting in a chair and keeping clothes on!) which works on the upper back, upper arms (achey wrists & hands can be addressed too though), shoulders, neck and head.

Although I do this for a living, in the case of this weekend I’m not thinking of it as a money-spinner – just because I love doing what I do and I know it can be welcomed after a long day’s ride! Any small donations, or 'swaps' in the form of a bacon sarnie or a nice cup of tea or something would be most welcome though!

Really looking forward to meeting up with everyone.

Safe riding...

Cazza x.

Approved by Admin2 ;)


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And my shoulders definitely need attention, and that's before I do the ride-out — so will deffo be availing myself of a few minutes of your expertise if poss.


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cazza ur sids other half aint ya??

think I missed you out on my post of I am bringing half a dozen chairs in the car but ladies first.. ! and jonboys lady too- apologies



do you do backs?.. my Kim has had a spinal operation for slipped disc. and is always in pain.. she will be eager to speak to you..




oh cn I sit in a chair and take clothes off>>> no head masage please- it will mess my hair up..









apologies for my drunken attempt at humour to what is a serious thread and a superb offer of therapy to the "gang"..










she goes to a chiropractor at the mo at £80 for half an hour ... he does horses too !!.. think i will offer him a bacon butty nect itme by way of barter.. see what he says..

you should get a couple of quid or 3.. to buy a beer/cover petrol.. its experience folk are paying for and experience dont come free.. look at my brother- solicitor.. charges millions £ per hour a chat.. (note to self.. dont talkto ED too long.)

:lol: Don't think Mrs Squid would agree!

Yes please - the use of one of your chairs would be great if I don't manage to organise bringing mine up with me, thank you.

Yes I do, but I'm stopping short of asking a kind person to bring my whole massage couch rigmarole with me, but I'll do my best to help her.

blah blah... predictable joke... blah... :wink:

I've treated a few horses too - they're lovely clients to work with! Though it can be more problematic than with human clients if they step on you... they don't really understand the concept of "ow - get your thumping great hoof off my foot!".

oo apologies to you and sid and mrs sid..

the me naked in chair was a prelude to my dont mess me hair up gag !! - these days u wont find me naked anyywhere !!

not going on rideout but wouldn't mind an indian head massage if you have time

Can you make it down to Portsmouth?

Tested and approved by Sid Squid. Miss Magic Hands - AKA Cazza - is brilliant at making necks, backs and hands etc feel great again.

Thoroughly thoroughly recommended.

:shock: Bloody hell Quiff - you trying to get me into trouble or something?

Don't give me ideas...(that I've never, ever, had before, oh no, not a bit, not me, uh huh)...hmmmm...

sorreeee


mind u i clicked the link...... and now i have seen the piccy.. . :lol: