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Von Teese 03-08-09 06:12 AM

AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Well it's about time someone started this thread.

I've heard so many funny comments at the AR, directly and indirectly, so lets hear your favourite ones.

Mine were:

'You've done this before' - Quiff Richard to Mr VT when packing up the van so quickly

'Your dog has violated Stig' - Gruntygiggles after looking after our dogs while we were out on the rideout

'Your van is awesome, I think I just made a little sex wee' - Stretchie to Mr VT

'I don't know who to ask....but I want to feel what 5k worth of breasts is like' - Bear to myself and Mr VT

'I'm very drunk at the moment' (Understatement of the year!) - Paul the 6th

'I've been playing with her puppies all morning' - TLW to Grinch

...I'm sure I will think of some more throughout the day!

Alpinestarhero 03-08-09 07:45 AM

Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
"Its hard work, being popular" - Widepants

"Ooo! Me Spine" - Widepants

"Looking for hot gay guys in your area?" Girth and Widepants

fizzwheel 03-08-09 07:48 AM

Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum :D:cool:

Alpinestarhero 03-08-09 07:52 AM

Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by fizzwheel (Post 1991456)
Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum :D:cool:

"if you **** up, i'm going to **** you" is what I heard, or words to that effect :lol:

ok, really nice one from chris numbers at 4am when i was on my way to the loo

"its the alpinestars, matt, i really love youuuu"

thanks buddy :smt042

Iansv II 03-08-09 08:04 AM

Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by fizzwheel (Post 1991456)
Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum :D:cool:

Yes, I'm so glad I made it just in time for that one... always made an extra effort to move aside for bear all day :D

dizzyblonde 03-08-09 08:13 AM

Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
''Has anyone met my wife?'' Paul6th when I walked out in my fancy dress.

Thanks Paul :smt055

ManxMatt34 03-08-09 09:43 AM

Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Girth - Bang! And the chair is gone! (As the inflatable chair vanishes into the dark from LeedsMatt kicking it.

Kate Moss 03-08-09 10:36 AM

Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
Stretchie - " I only gave you a kiss love"
Grunty - " yeah but you got me all wet" -


Those that were around the table will know that grunty was referring to the rain rather than the excitement of the kiss, but a what a classic, and said so innocently too!

Kate Moss 03-08-09 10:38 AM

Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
phil to Mrs T and I - " will you two shut up!"
Mrs T " No, im teaching your missis how to blow"



(across the top of a bootle to make a flute type noise!)

Von Teese 03-08-09 10:53 AM

Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
 
'It would be a good death' - Bear suffocating with his head buried in my and Graciepants's chests


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