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Stu 15-08-06 12:12 PM

I like the Irish
 
Just thought up this joke and can't wait 'til Friday :roll:

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.

After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother.........he's a useless good for nothin, clueless, typical Irish twit!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother is somewhat relieved. "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess

I was wrong about my brother.... I like Denise."

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"























"Denephew"

Tara 15-08-06 12:17 PM

:lol:

DoubleD 15-08-06 12:20 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: very good

anna 15-08-06 12:55 PM

:roll: .. are you competing with cuffy for the worst joke award ;)

*only joking made me laugh*

cuffy 15-08-06 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anna
:roll: .. are you competing with cuffy for the worst joke award ;)

*only joking made me laugh*

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Good joke tho :D

the white rabbit 15-08-06 01:12 PM

Re: I like the Irish
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu
Just thought up this joke

By which you mean remembered or read. We take plagiarism very seriously here you know... :wink:

Skip 15-08-06 01:35 PM

Very good! :lol: :lol:

falc 15-08-06 01:58 PM

Not bad :D

Warthog 15-08-06 02:47 PM

hehehehe

Stu 15-08-06 04:32 PM

Re: I like the Irish
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Rich
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu
Just thought up this joke... :roll:

By which you mean remembered or read. We take plagiarism very seriously here you know... :wink:

hence the :roll: :wink:


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