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^ Brilliant :D

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My wife just called me.

She said, "The two kids want you to take them Bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema."

"It's either one or the other," I said, "otherwise it's too expensive."

"Okay," she replied. "Which one do you prefer?"

I said, "Simon"

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The Ku Klux Klan are bringing out a TV show of all their funniest home videos.

"You've Been Flamed" starts next Saturday on ITV1.

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To the tune of only fools and horses.

No income tax, no V.A.T. no premier points at man city, in the dock, looking pale, Harry Redknapp's going to jail.

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Another robbed off Facebook.

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
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(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)

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"W I N A B A G E L"

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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning,
can you believe that... 2:30am?!





Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes. !

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That is funny

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Not if you live in Crewe. ;)

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Really!

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/k...r51/Screen.jpg

Pete

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