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Bye den!

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Bye Don I think!

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A Lasting Impression:
https://twitter.com/ThePoke/status/1325124203859726336


bonus, there's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th5u...ature=emb_logo

(start it at time 4:14)

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Dad Jokes...
these are really bad...




How can you tell it's a dogwood tree? From the bark.

How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space bar.


ok :nomore:

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Blimey! Richie, welcome back! Where have you been hiding?

And ...er...yes they are. :smt046

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The farmer thought his cockerel was getting too old to perform his duties properly in the henhouse, so he bought a young, healthy cockerel and put him out in the yard. The old cockerel says:
"So, you think you are going to take away my job? First you have got to beat me in a running race and since I am so much older than you, give me a head start."
The young cockerel gives him a 5 second lead and starts running, expecting to pass the old cockerel quickly. To his surprise, the old one is pretty fast, but he is gaining on him. Then the farmer comes out the back door with a shotgun and blows the young cockerel away, muttering to himself:
"That's the third cockerel I have bought this week that prefers cockerels to hens!"

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James Bond walks into a bar
He looks around, and takes a seat next to a very attractive women.

He gives her a quick glance, then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "Been given this state-of-the-art watch. I'm testing it."

The intrigued women says "A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it?"

Bloke explains "It uses brain waves to talk to me telepathically".

The lady says "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you are not wearing any panties."

The women laughs and replies, "Well , it must be broken because I am wearing panties"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says,
"Bloody thing's an hour fast"

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Why don't A Flock Of Seagulls ever tour the Middle East? Because Iran's so far away.