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Paul the 6th 03-12-11 05:31 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
what do chinese builders and south african farmers have in common.

Blicks.

N.B. this is simply international word play and not intended as a racist joke in any way..

Mr Speirs 05-12-11 09:56 PM
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What do women and dog poo have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

punyXpress 07-12-11 04:40 PM
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Not sure if this should be in Comedy or the Sinking of the Euro thread:

A small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Italy. The mayor of the Italian town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house.

The Spaniard said: "You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built".

The following year the Spaniard visited the Italian town. He was simply amazed at the Italian mayor's house, gold taps, marble floors; it was marvellous. When he asked how this could be afforded the Italian mayor said: "You see that bridge over there?"

The Spaniard replied: "No."

punyXpress 09-12-11 03:33 PM
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At last!
A wind turbine producing some heat:

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/image...billy_muir.jpg
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/image...turbine304.jpg

Bluefish 09-12-11 08:59 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by punyXpress (Post 2635144)
Not sure if this should be in Comedy or the Sinking of the Euro thread:

A small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Italy. The mayor of the Italian town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house.

The Spaniard said: "You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built".

The following year the Spaniard visited the Italian town. He was simply amazed at the Italian mayor's house, gold taps, marble floors; it was marvellous. When he asked how this could be afforded the Italian mayor said: "You see that bridge over there?"

The Spaniard replied: "No."
Lol nice one Puny

Paul the 6th 10-12-11 02:33 PM
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
 
Went on a date with a blind girl last night. It was brilliant, she paid for everything, including my trip to the states.

She'll be livid when she finds out.

Paul the 6th 10-12-11 02:35 PM
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My wife asked me if we can have something more 'Christmassy' on the television.

So I put Fifa on and played in snowy conditions.

Dave20046 10-12-11 09:16 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=YKZxBDO5VR4

andrewsmith 10-12-11 09:23 PM
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:lol:

Good one Dave

http://youtu.be/IfeyUGZt8nk

Bluepete 10-12-11 09:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave20046 (Post 2636582)
Just brilliant!

Pete ;)


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