Journey Tax - emigration anyone ??
 

So then the fat b'stard Two Jags Prescott, a couple of days before a General Election opens his big fat pie-eating gob and utters the immortal words (In a Northern Accent)

"We'll win the election and then make the Journey Tax law"

You should have seen the looks on the Labourites as they heard him...

so that would involve a scheme similar to Motorway Toll's in Europe but even more draconian knowing how badly the motorist/biker is taxed in the UK :(

Thoughts everyone ?

Where's the option for "Neither of these, erm, people"?



I think that Ian Hislop would be a fine PM.

Seconded.

I've thought about leaving the country many times!

Nah he's a lefty :wink:

Yeah but............ he's honest and tells things as they really are. Remember him getting slated for saying the Robert Maxwell was crook? When the truth came out he very politely refused the opportunity to gloat and say "I told you so". Great bloke.

I thought he was a gnome?

Yeah, but you can't have power if you're honest and tell it how it is.

Ah but what about that punch? Make him PM and watch the other world leaders back down. He might even get the hump and smack George Bush if things worked out right :D

Why? An honest politician of pretty-much any political persuasion (other then extremists) would get my vote.