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Thunderace 19-09-12 08:11 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bordtea (Post 2773839)
Also did you get my pm?
Just looked, I'm going sailing this weekend and I'm on call pretty much till xmas, any spare time I do get will be on the bike.

Bordtea 19-09-12 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2773842)
I'd rather peel of all my skin and roll around in salt, I can't stand the brain dead Infantry tards!
Cheers :smt060

Bordtea 19-09-12 08:15 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2773844)
Just looked, I'm going sailing this weekend and I'm on call pretty much till xmas, any spare time I do get will be on the bike.
Haha alright mate no worries

Thunderace 19-09-12 08:21 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
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Originally Posted by Bordtea (Post 2773849)
Cheers :smt060
Your TA, stabs don't count!:rolleyes:

Bordtea 19-09-12 08:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2773858)
Your TA, stabs don't count!:rolleyes:
Touché

Mark_h 20-09-12 09:34 PM
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Has the internet broken? No GM posts for almost 6 mins! Maybe Mrs.TA's turned up in her lacy skimpies.

Thunderace 20-09-12 09:41 PM
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Tried my best but no dice she's just gone to bed!:(

DJ123 20-09-12 09:42 PM
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we've seen your drunken squaddie charm. She must be immune to it now!

Thunderace 20-09-12 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by daddyjob (Post 2774667)
we've seen your drunken squaddie charm. She must be immune to it now!
What can I say.........Its crude but effective........as long as you get in there quick!

DJ123 20-09-12 09:47 PM
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Was the Mrs not drinking, is this why your attempt failed?

Thunderace 20-09-12 09:52 PM
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No she hasn't but I have, the consequences of which would be like picking a lock with a bit of rope!:smt081

DJ123 20-09-12 09:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2774682)
No she hasn't but I have, the consequences of which would be like picking a lock with a shoe string!:smt081
fixed :-({|=

Thunderace 20-09-12 09:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by daddyjob (Post 2774686)
fixed :-({|=
Cheers mate!:smt081

Thunderace 20-09-12 09:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2774682)
No she hasn't but I have, the consequences of which would be like picking a lock with a bit of rope!:smt081
Why men should be aloud to sleep around and women shouldn't..............

If you have a key that fits every lock, it's a master key.

If you have a lock that can be opened by any key, it's a crap lock!

ClunkintheUK 21-09-12 11:11 AM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2773858)
Your TA, stabs don't count!:rolleyes:
Why? Are they Innumerate?

Thunderace 21-09-12 03:40 PM
Re: GM chit chat thread
 
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Originally Posted by ClunkintheUK (Post 2774871)
Why? Are they Innumerate?
I'm sure they can count, they just hold little value for the forces, never had an issue with the TA until this summer, having worked with them for 6 months I have found them to be lazy, badly trained, and generally not fit for task, simple MATTs stump them, and there physical ability is laughable, woe betide this nation when they become the bulk of our defensive capability!

ClunkintheUK 21-09-12 04:13 PM
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{Facepalm} It's the way i tell 'em.

Fallout 21-09-12 07:23 PM
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He got it mate, I'm sure. He just brushed your joke aside in favour of a spleen vent. The rude ******* he is!!! :D

Nathan, I'll protect you if we're invaded.

Thunderace 21-09-12 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Fallout (Post 2775140)
He got it mate, I'm sure. He just brushed your joke aside in favour of a spleen vent. The rude ******* he is!!! :D

Nathan, I'll protect you if we're invaded.
I'll provide the transport!;)

DJ123 21-09-12 07:49 PM
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i'll plan the route

Thunderace 21-09-12 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2775147)
I'll provide the transport!;)
And release the bait!;)

Mark_h 21-09-12 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Fallout (Post 2775211)
My clutch is really stiff. You'd struggle to pull it with 2 fingers. Seems to operate fine mechanically, but something isn't quite right.

So far I have made sure the lever moves freely, changed the clutch cable, and made sure the little arm thingamabob the clutch cable connects to under the front sprocket cover that pushes the pin in and out (deep breath!) moves smoothly. What should I be looking at next, oh wise ones? Pulling the clutch in sounds a tiny bit clunky down near the gearbox, so I suppose there is something amiss with the actual clutch. Any thoughts?
It'll be the bits falling off the frame internals wedging into the gearbox inners. Chances are either your frame will snap next time you go over 65mph or your gearbox will seize first and the resulting rear wheel lockup will cause all sorts of excitement.

Have you tried replacing the oil with unicorn blood yet?

Anyway, just relax and enjoy the ride tomorrow.

Fallout 21-09-12 09:13 PM
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I will mate. Everything will be relaxed, except my left hand, which will be disproportionate muscular with it's constant work out (easy! no jokes!).

Spank86 21-09-12 09:33 PM
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Gonna have to start calling you Jeremy beadle

Fallout 21-09-12 09:38 PM
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Wrongun!! lol

Thunderace 21-09-12 09:51 PM
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Let me have a fiddle tomorrow and I'll assess the nature of said malfunction.

DJ123 21-09-12 10:04 PM
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ok, when you're finished will you look at Fallouts clutch :lol:

Fallout 21-09-12 10:09 PM
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Defo the clutch itself now, or perhaps clutch pin. Rules out lever and cable and pushy mechanism thing under the sprocket cover. It may just need a good old clean, but that'll have to wait for the winter months.

DJ123 21-09-12 10:32 PM
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is it deffo adjusted correctly, cable isn't snagged anywhere, push rod operating nicely?

Mark_h 22-09-12 06:20 AM
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It's riddled with it!

Just take it to a nice field and shoot it. Maybe condemn his bike too!

dirtydog 22-09-12 09:01 AM
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Well the SV is finally booked in for its MOT fro wednesday

Tomor 22-09-12 06:41 PM
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:O we may see our illustrious moderator on a ride out soon?? (daytime mind as it is chilling down and becoming dark earlier now)

Thunderace 22-09-12 06:50 PM
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About time you've missed the whole summer! So some Autumn/Winter rideout action is called for.

dirtydog 22-09-12 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Tomor (Post 2775524)
:O we may see our illustrious moderator on a ride out soon?? (daytime mind as it is chilling down and becoming dark earlier now)
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Originally Posted by Thunderace (Post 2775528)
About time you've missed the whole summer! So some Autumn/Winter rideout action is called for.

Yep should soon be back on 2 wheels, going to be pretty rusty with the riding though as its at about 18 months since I rode last :rolleyes:

Thunderace 22-09-12 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by dirtydog (Post 2775533)
Yep should soon be back on 2 wheels, going to be pretty rusty with the riding though as its at about 18 months since I rode last :rolleyes:
Pish we'll have you carving up the B-roads in no time!:D

Fallout 22-09-12 07:26 PM
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Don't worry mate. If you're lucky, you'll go round one or two corners too fast accidentally, and you'll be branded a riding God like Spank.

dirtydog 22-09-12 07:28 PM
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Lol. Hope my mis-matched tyres agree with that statement! Anyone know of somewhere local that will fit a part worn tyre and balance it? Got a spare wheel and tyre in the garage, did have a spare front as well but that wen on the raptor last summer

Thunderace 22-09-12 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Fallout (Post 2775547)
Don't worry mate. If you're lucky, you'll go round one or two corners too fast accidentally, and you'll be branded a riding God like Spank.
Why you so bothered? He really is genuinely fast in the twisties (no doubt its more the bike than him) but you do have to ride very hard to stay with him, last Sunday he lost me on a roundabout and I'm no slouch!

dirtydog 22-09-12 07:31 PM
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Oh and it's not just the tyres that Don't match, rear wheel is charcoal coloured and the front is bright orange!

Thunderace 22-09-12 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by dirtydog (Post 2775552)
Oh and it's not just the tyres that Don't match, rear wheel is charcoal coloured and the front is bright orange!
Miss matched tyres is no drama, gets a little exciting if you push real hard but I don't fall off on a regular basis so don't worry.


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